Do any of you have star craft?

Your sense of humor aside, you were in fifth grade when pokemon was popular? Sheesh, how old are you anyway?

 

please nt lump me together with matt. i'm like 20% older than him, its just embarassing.

i removed my sig as you may have noticed, so there everyone wins.

as for matt's age, yeah he's something like 14, but apparently he's very mature, he can even get enough of a hard on to have sex with something that owns a car apparently. considering i dont know any girls that are 16 and like younger boys i'm going to assume shes got a very low self-esteem and is extremely overweight. either that or the more likely situation is that matt is lying in that post...

of course that post is in a different thread but whatever, we're talking about his age...

 

Glorious be the day. Now there's only Matt with his "eating poo is fun" sig and mrnobodie (fortunately he hardly posts anything) with his slightly offensive sig.

 

Well i could regall you with tales of how much i've been working, but, well i just don't want to.

That was not my intent at all, i was trying to show cause and effect on the duality of words and their interpretive meanings in a post-neo-modern setting.*

Anyway, i like it.
*Man, what a load of crap, it's a good thing no-one will ever know.

 

Dude, fine you think eating shit is funny. I think that answers our questions about your age, it's obviously 3 1/2. I have a sense of humor, it just isn't so juvenile that toilet humor cracks me up.

Sleek. Wow. Never thought I would see the day. The difference between Milo's sig and your old ones, and matt's current one is that his isn't obnoxious. Yea, there are smoke trails, but the smoke trails aren't turning on the guy, eating his flesh then shitting him back out. When you have a circus act playing itslef out every 5 seconds on your post, it gets irritating.

 

something about my irritation with seeing pikachu cut in half, and matt's little slogan about big guns, and speaking quietly made me see the light or at least an area of less-dark.

i agree, matt's sig is ridiculous, and i think you hafta admit that my shpalman was at least unexpected and humourous compared to pikachu being sawed in half... and some guy jerking his joy-stick around... which is the most disturing of the three gifs?

 

I didn't have any masterbator... but I am gonna get some... better... material, don't worry, this board will not be long without stupidity... :lol: and I am (fairly recently) 15. and I the conditions under which I got into her pants are not going to be named (and since I know this is coming: it wasn't rape, I would NEVER sink that low) .... but I am respected by my friends for my talents in bed, so speak not of what you know not. and I'm not amused by the fact he's eating poo, it's the thought that's he looks as though he's tasting it, and debating wether or not he likes it... btw, I'm thinking of putting something... different... on here.... any complaints? (please post any/all complaints below) oh, btw, I love Chulupa (assuming she is really a she.) :lol: :roll: :lol:

 

What? You've steadily migrated away from English in that post, so can you clarify a bit? You probably wouldn't RAPE someone, but alot of hard liquor would need to be involved for anyone to fuck you. I can't insult you on anything else you said, because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

What... are... you... TALKING ABOUT!?

 

Matt, cease and desist. NOW. For one, you seem incapable of spelling my nick correctly; everyone knows that perfect spelling is what I look for in my ideal mate (no offense, Shady, but you are a bit old for me). Even if I didn't have eight years on you suffice it to say that you are NOT my type. By the bye, it's nice to know that you are respected by your friends for your talents in bed.

 

Chalupa, mucho propes, that's the funniest thing i've ever seen you post.

Matt, you have been shut down like a broken computer. Now, if you will please stop trying to migrate every topic away from it's purpose and direct all attention to your bedroom exploits, we might actually get this topic above a third grade intelligence level.

Oh, just a little word of advice for you, when you talk about a girl you just fucked, then say I love you to another, it really doesn't end up too nice.

 

that's what I meant by Masterbator! and Chalupa, I look to flirt, not to date. and she wasn't drunk. but drop it. And Blinky, I'm trying to MOVE AWAY from my bedroom exploits, I was not the one who originally brought it into this post.... I said something in another, and Sleek mentioned it here... wait... maybe this is the one I orginally mentioned it in, and Sleek moved it to another.... meh, either way I'm going to quick speaking about it. and I'm not broken, I'm doing fine, thanks for worrying though. Evil Eyes, this should clear it up for you.... if that doesn't then just cease and desist yourself. By the Way, Sleek, how did you get a guy jerking off outta pickachu getting cut in half; a guy puking then getting eaten; and a smily that was tasting poo? which one of those looked like someone masterbating to you?

 

when i said a guy jerking his joystick around thats exactly what i meant, there was a smiley dude with one hand on a joystick and he was jerking it violently from side to side. joystick i mean the kind commonly used for flight simulators and similar games. say what you like but there was a gif of that in your profile.

matt if you're going to be a flirt, stop having sex, and if you're going to be having sex then i hope you can pay for an abortion, or at least chop the baby's fingers off so he/she cant post in the online forums of the future.

as for the other bs, all i can say is that i think we've all come to the conclusion (except for matt) that the thought of 9th grade students (14-15 year olds) having sex is moderatly repulsive, and that matt and all the rest of us, should shut the fuck up about it.