Creation & Evolution Together: ytzk's challenge answered

Thing is, I don't lie. I told you that. If you knew me, you'd know that.

Sure, you might've been recently educated in Christianity, but your use of it in sarcastic posts is at the level of someone who has access to an online bible and doesn't really believe in what they're saying, you're just citing examples to suit you. Oh wait, that's what real Christians do all the time. You're no different from the people you criticize, Wayne. You may very well be a Christian, but I don't see any evidence that you are because of how quickly you switch from logical arguments which are well constructed to poorly thought out biblical arguments calling other people sinners or saying "God did this, God did that, God made the fucking pyramids". And you know what? If someone wants to water ski and have just learned how, calling them a water skier is completely different from changing your personal beliefs from a college educated logic farmer to a bible educated Christian. You're gonna have to do better than that to prove to me you're not full of waffle-ridden shit.

 

But that might be a lie!

Oh, I'm sure if you knew me, you'd know that I don't lie!

 

Now you're trolling me again. I'm going to put it another way; I do lie. Not effectively. If I did say a lie on this forum, I'd come clean almost as soon as I posted it, or I'd say "jk" within the post. So essentially, I did lie when I said I don't lie, but here I am, coming clean.
I haven't seen you come clean with anything. You've said before that it's possible to change someone's mind through proper argument, and since I put you to the test first, you have to show me you're a christian through argument.

 

Awh man! I ain't gonna believe a liar! You've said both that you do, and that you don't lie; so one of those things is a lie; thus, it's the former that's true, and how can you ask me to believe a proven liar and to take him at face-value?

I might've been lying about the possibility of changing someone's mind through proper argument, though!

 

That's a cop out. You fail. Given that you won't take me seriously on account of my crazy, and that you've shown you can't prove anything, I won't take you seriously. Well, I suppose that would earn you a Guinness. Too bad I'm broke.

 

Lies!

 

LIES!! No Guinness for you!

 

Spoiler

Lies.

 

Falsehoods.

 

Wait! I saw this on an episode of West Wing.

The way to find out if he's a Christian is to make him say Shibboleth.

If he can't pronounce it he's a witch and you drown him or some shit.

 

... Lies.

 

Well if he is a witch, and as Monty Python's The Holy Grail has taught me; witches are made of wood, I'd rather burn him. On a lighter note, wayne, you're here almost as much as I am. What do you do?

 

Troll!

 

Now they'll be after me. Too bad I can edit everything you say...

 

You can't edit the truth! Jesus shall prevail!

 

I didn't say I was editing the truth, I was saying I could edit everything you say. Besides, we've already established that what comes out of either of our mouths is a lie.

 

Doesn't that make that a lie?

 

Doesn't that make what you said about editing the truth a lie?

 

Can that still be a lie when it's lie that what we say is a lie, though?

 

If it's a lie that what we say is a lie, we still tell lies.