Chukka

Wobbler, I'm guessing he's around 16? Not really sure. Guessing people's ages based on their posting habits and typing style can be misleading. For example, people I've known through online interactions before meeting them IRL often surprise me with their apparent age/maturity disparity level.

This is the type of thing that backfires on me all the time though, age guessing. I've learned that you should always trend downward when attempting this on females (though, the obvious solution is not to place yourself in this position in the first place). Obvious lies (guessing someone is in their 30's when they clearly are 50-60+) have never, EVER backfired for me.

This has never really worked for me either bud. Just imagine though, you do this with every woman you meet. You get slapped in the face 100 times, sure, but that 101st woman, she replies with the positive! That's a keeper!

 

She sure is.
Still, I can't help but feel socially stunted from porn. I'm 21 and single! That makes no sense to me. To make things worse, I'm entering an apprenticeship metalworking program, so I can't use college as a way to meet girls who share my "interests."

 

If I say that I am older than Wobbler, then how old do you reckon that I am?

 

Must.....control......self......can't......piss off.......moderators....with....comments.......gah......

 

It wasn't going to be "adding more irony" so much as it would have been "throwing gasoline into the fire," oh bearded one.

Also, I've been single for well over a year now and it's starting to get old, so I hear ya.

 

DE has no beard...? Elves are biologically incapable of growing facial hair, they're like supermodels.

This went so rapidly from a fight to nonsense that I'm not even sure what the fuck you guys are talking about anymore.

 

I do not have a beard. It's a goatee. :roll:

 

I've something like that. It's more like this bright-orange puff on my chin that keeps me from getting carded. =] Also, when I was messaging DE last night [afternoon, for him], I could've sworn for awhile that he was in his 40s, but then I remembered he was 30 at the oldest. Then he told me his age. Wobbler, I'd guess you're 15.

 

Mine was legendary until last November. I accidentally set it on fire, and it went from 7 inches down to about 1.5. I was so sad...

 

I skipped straight to this, and nearly wept with pity for your wife: I thought you meant your penis. Oh, and how do you accidentally set your beard on fire?

 

Well, let's just say that if your goatee or beard is long enough to extend past the collar of a shirt you're wearing, don't try to close a lit zippo anywhere near that point.
I used to light my zippo by running the flint-wheel up my chest, and then I'd close it near my collar.
What really sucks about that is I was only trying to light a cigar! Even worse, the cigar went bad. It was still fresh feeling, but the flavors were sour. Damn Irish Creme spoiling after 3 weeks...

edit: I never put any heat sources near my penis that aren't vaginas.

 

Gross. If anything, the internet has shown us that the world is full of hot, large-breasted, horny women who will do anything, any time, and to anybody/anything. You're not going to let a cucumber get more action than you?

I mean, unless this is your general outlook on it now,

Best Futurama quote.

 

Haha, that's Fry, always spouting some hypothetical nonsense.

 

Bored with sex? No. I just think I've seen too much and expect too much from any woman I meet to ever form a relationship with them beyond, "Ok, now, how far back can you bend your spine?"

Actually I'm kidding. What I really worry is that there's no possible way theres a girl out there who could ever tolerate me. You guys only see what I post on this forum, and I'm even stranger in real life. Plus I'm addicted to porn.

 

There's someone for everyone, Gross.

No guarantees that person lives outside an asylum though.

 

Yeah, see it's usually a good idea to not mention that to a girl. They typically don't ask, and you shouldn't tell. If they do ask, just lie about it.

 

What, telling people about TA? Most people don't even know I have an email address. :roll:
But seriously, porn isn't a big issue with most people I meet. I'm just concerned that I might have too little common ground to speak with a woman of my attractiveness. Yes, I'm that vain.
Also, I think only looking at stuff that doesn't involve more than three people/gadgets/champagne glasses/animals/too much penis, etc. is a plus.
Too much good porn is ruined by the presence of a penis. Thing is (ha ha, thing), those shots aren't even necessary. It's like the camera man was told by some dick-o-centric director to completely ignore the hot woman and focus all attention on the wang. Hello? Hot woman on film! I don't need to see someone else's tool to get my jollies. I have my own to look at.
I mean, geez, I might just be looking at the wrong porn. But if I know that there's a guy somewhere on the set that isn't me, I don't need to get a visual of his equipment.

 

Well sometimes you can't help it. I mean, her head's bobbing up and down for a reason. Might as well show the guy's schlong to give the scene a little context. Otherwise, who knows what the fuck you're watching.

I'm not cheering it on or anything.....I'm just saying.....

I like boobies.