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Comming from the guy who plans to kill enough innocent people so you can rest a throne high up on all of the piled up bodies......

 

My throne will rest on a moutain of heads.

 

That would reqire a hell of a lot of dead bodies and sharp knives.

 

Or a rampant deli slicer with a wide margin for error.

 

If it wasn't hard, it wouldn't be fun.

 

I would hate to be the cleaner....
I suppose a free meal for your dogs at the end of the day if someone lost a limb or their head if you stole it before their sense came hack.

 

You should be wearing chain-mail gloves around those things. They're really cheap to make.

 

I had a shop teacher who'd lost a finger while wearing leather gloves while cutting wood on a bandsaw... The glove got caught in the saw and thats what RIPPED his finger off! Otherwise, he'd have pulled his hand away in time and probably just needed stitches. Now chain-mail on the other hand....

Now wait, when someone loses a finger at work, you guys dig through food looking for it ... what happens to the food? Does it still get served?....

 

Eh...Deli Slicers aren't supposed to be serrated. If it's got a serrated blade, it's time to replace something. Where I work, every guy in the meat department has a set of chainmail gloves that they wear while using knives or the slicer. No one has lost a single finger since they implemented the gloves.
And about the food...Yeah most places should either discard the contaminated meats or use them to feed certain types of livestock or zoo animals.

 

Not using one before, do they have the ability for you to lose a finger or more like a chunk of flesh if you slip?
I mean to cut through the bone....

 

When a deli slicer cuts off a finger, it doesn't go through the bone. It slices the tendons that connect your finger bones together. I mean, with sufficient force shoving your hand through the slicer, yeah it'll go through the bone, but the blade will be wrecked.

 

So in other words it would not be smart to plan an experiment to put my finger through and see if it will slice through the bone in my finger?

 

Yeah that sounds like a safe bet. I mean, you could get a deli slicer and take a similarly sized bone from another source to see if it will cut through.

 

But the blood, thrill and rush does not compare at all.

 

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