CAE exams (recognised by UK I-don't-care-why)

But I am sure they will be disguised. And we cant kill everybody on board.

 

You really have to understand that. No Vorak, we could but we arn't going to. we need some low life losers to tease, especially now since you are promoting me.

 

Telcontar, do a search on Zombies on this website, and you'll see how much I loathe them. In all seriousness, if I see a person dressed like a zombie, and they ACT like a zombie, they can expect the last thing they see to be my hand shoved into their retina.
I would gladly kill the old people for you. They're almost dead, and just barely alive. They're pseudo-zombies.

 

Worse, old people are the mutant offspring of zombies and vampires; they suck the life out of the rest of us, and just wont die!

With improvements in medicine, these codgers will be around till they're at least a hundred, the whole time sucking social security out of our paychecks. Plus, everywhere you go, depend-wearing walker-shuffling geriatrics will be getting in our way. Imaging going to the mall and getting stuck behind a hoard of them!

 

Life expectancy by 2050 is supposedly going to increase to around 120.
We must stop this aging menace before they bankrupt the lot of us!
The age of retirement will no longer be 65 at that time. The person would be going through a mid-life crisis! Retirement would need to occur at around 90. There is NO WAY IN HELL that I'm working til I'm 90.

 

Not to worry, the bastards are already in power, and will rig it so they retire at 65, and we suppost them until they die. It'll be phased out right after them, so in effect, we will work until we die....

By 2025 social security will be bankrupt, which means they'll have to cut off the rest of us before we get there. This means we'll effectiviely have to support their asses with no option to ever collect on our 'retirement option'. Stupid babyboomers, (or stupid us for letting them get away with it)

Sad thing is, this aint no joke.

 

Damn baby boom. This wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many God-fearing Americans having sex while married.

 

Well Gross, my biggest pet hate is Gothics. So I propose that we work together to destroy these vile creations. If there was only someone now who would want to kill all kids, babies and hippies.

 

They do fit into small places better, and you dont have to feed them as much....

 

Why make them do it alive when you can kill them and leave them for a few weeks layed out in long grass.
Simply stick a pole up their ass then and use them as brushes as they will be stiff and have the branches of grass attatched to clean out machinery etc.
Well its worth a try.

 

After a while the kids would rot and get your machinery more dirty. As sad as it sounds, it's best to let the children live.

 

Well i cant work in unfair working conditions I am afraid.

 

It's more unfair to work with dead children. They're quiet at first, but eventually you hear that *munch munch munch* of the maggots. At that point they can freak you out because you think they're alive (you know, because of all the moving under their skin), and you say "Hey! You've got some more being dead to do!"
Eventually I load them on to my trebuchet and send them into Slovakia.

 

The maggots wreathing in their skin is the best sound imaginable. I mean theres only so many times you can hit kids with sledge hammers until they die and if you dont kill them in one swing they cry which increased the likelyhood of hitting yourself or straining a muscle.
Thats my theory anyway....