CAE exams (recognised by UK I-don't-care-why)

oh c'mon how bloody much could hair being bulled out arond your slong or snatch hurt?
Still kids are having sex at about 13 where I live.

 

Damn...what country was I looking at?
Wait, it is Japan, technically.
"The age of sexual consent in Japan is 13 years of age, although prefecture law usually overrides federal law raising the age up to 18."
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
ctrl+f Japan
I'm not saying it's ok. It's really pretty gross to even think that way.
I've cut myself off from anyone who is more than 18 months younger than me. The gap may widen when I turn 20, because I might still want to date someone who's 18.

 

No wonder they are taking over the world.

 

No, old people are taking over the world. Or, maybe just eastern Pennsylvania. They might as well be zombies.
Come hell or high water, this town will be cleansed!

 

You and what army exactly?

 

Ha! Like I need an army. A group of well-armed teenagers can easily overtake a city of old people/zombies. By group I mean me and three friends.

 

yeah but remember they are OLD

 

wow, I spent 10 years over there and missed that entirely. Of course they look the same age until they hit 45, and hen transform into old zombie women overnight.

Get used to zombie-codgers everywhere though, as the baby-boomers are getting ready to start retiring. Those shiftless bastards are going to bankrupt social security and by 2020 I'll be supporting two to three of them on my one paycheck. Start arming your friends now, there's a two for one special on right now!

 

Whats the most 'effective method' of killing them?

 

Me thinks that bats and chainsaws would be a good way to start.

The important thing to remember is that they're already dead, so you have to remove the head from the body (or at least mush it real good)

 

But how would we do this wothout them knowing?

 

Yeah but they move in swarms and their stomachs can digestive ANYTHING So they will just eat the ladder. Or release their bowels and corrode the ladder.

 

But they are OLD they can survive anything. trust me.

 

Look I promise you one or more will somehow find their way into the ship. there has to be a better alternative.