Bunny's tits revealed!

Blinky's right: that poem wasn't emo. Affected post-adolescent schmaltz maybe, but not emo.

 

No, you're use of suicide is describing the activity you wish people who didn't suck as much orc cock as you did, that way you can feel better about it.

My use of crying in the poem is talking about how I might be, except for love. Hence I am not, by the grace of that four letter word.

And while normally I would say at least, you are actually doing a bad enough job to negate that. There's also the fact that when you started the polar bear insults they weren't fucking funny, when you continued them they still weren't funny, when you insisted they were funny they still weren't funny, and now, a year later, they are still not fucking funny. Put those together and maybe you should go commit your favorite activity.

Oh, and Canis milady, I may be. It's kind of funny that affection means both a chronic illness and the state of being in love. There are obviously quite a few similarities.

 

Affected as in displaying affectation. :thumbup:

 

So you basically called me an old softy? I resent such an accusation. I'm a bear, we're the farthest thing from being considered warm and cuddly. Indeed, children are petrified of us.

 

*twitch*

*headdesk*

*dies*

 

Can I put that in my sig, or is it too big?

 

Wohoo, that was my first flame war. But I think I lost. Congratulations Blinky, let's still be friends.

 

lol
Fine I'll spare you.

 

You could write about heroism, adventure on the high seas, or 18th century mercantilism, but you go for Death. With a capital D. Case closed.

Yes, as evidenced by your black underwear, you are a closet Goth. Case closed.

I have one black business shirt, and that is the extent of my black clothing unless you count socks. Which, I suppose if you took all the material from, you could make a really thin pair of black pants out of, but that's about it. I look better in blue though. Case closed.

Would you care to point out how I read your posts and responded without drawing upon my extensive reading and writing experiences to construct a response? Case closed.

 

You can't close a case on a question Jar.

Besides, she'ld have to describe her black underwear for us to know if it's goth or not.

 

You can if it's a rhetorical question, you affected prat.

I've got black underwear, but it's got a big AC/DC logo on the front, and on the back it says BACK IN BLACK. Because I'm just classy like that.

 

You still can't, you need to finish on either a snide remark or a definite display of superior knowledge. Or a vulgar sexual reference, that would also work.

 

When I said case closed I meant that the case was closed. This isn't some cop department, where you can question my judgement, call Internal Affairs, have them reopen all of my investigations and question everything I've ever done, and drive me in to depression because although I did some things unethically I'm still dedicated to being a cop and I shouldn't be drinking this much but the damn pressure is acting like a self-fulfilling prophecy and I'm on stress leave now. YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME, NOT AGAIN DAMN YOU!

Case closed.

 

You need a fucking donut man.

 

You mean this kind of Donut-Man?

 

Exactly that kind of Donut-Man.

 

Everyone comes to a time where they definitely need a donut man.