Beautiful girl [Nudity]

Your girl break up with you and make you gay or something?

I do have some new blood, send be a picture of her and I'll tell you if I've seen her around. Remember to include as many poses as possible, I like my variety and some stick in your head more than others.

 

I'm thinking a tank would be nicer than a girlfriend right now...you know, one of the new model M1A1's with the depleted uranium armor and the smooth bore howitzer cannon on the turret. However, with gas prices, a girlfriend would be cheaper.
But, with a license to kill, none of that would really matter.

 

Ehh... I kinda out did you... I went to the Universal Order of Planets, and got a License to Level. I'm now fully qualified for the destruction of any planet, or planetary system I deem fit. =P

 

Yeah, well it seems like you're trying to compensate for something, DarkFool.
Something you'd like to tell the rest of us?

 

How can you level a planet or planetary system? To which arbitrary direction do you level?

 

Maybe you call in a fleet of Vogon destroyers?

 

Alternatively, tell God you're from that planet or system. Then challenge God to a game of rock-paper-scissors. Try to cheat. If you win, tell God that He sucks giant, cum-flavored monkey penis. If you lose, accuse Him of cheating. If you tie, call Him a nigger and refuse to play anymore. 5 seconds later ask Him to play again. That planet will be gone before you know it.

 

As complicated as your plan seems, it looks to be very satisfying in the end.