About that gnome.

Yum-yum, Gross. No, mathie got pissed at me and took my spammer avatar away. The funny thing is that he accused me for being a fucking spammer and then took it away. Hard for him to make up his mind, I guess.

 

I'm sorry for anything I might do, I think I'm starting to flip-flop.

 

Step back, take a deep breath, and focus...

Don't let this place get to you. Or the people....

To paraphrase Alfred Hitchcock: It's only a forum.

 

Flip-flops aren't that bad, provided they aren't footwear. Who the hell thouht that one up, anyway?
"Every time I take a step on a hard, flat surface, I want it to sound like I'm clapping. I'm also going to make the thong that holds it to my feet so weak that it could break if someone farted on it."

 

Now that's something to spend the rest of the afternoon contemplating...

 

Yeah - Thanks Gross....

 

Mathie, you shouldn't apologize if you're a semi-admin (that's what a moderator is), you should be smiting. So smite me, you biatch! Smite me!

 

I always thought he was an admin, of course, I did just get here in February.
WOLFSBANE! Don't tempt fate! HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU!

 

I know. I'm just re-teaching him what Blinky (or DE, can't remember) taught when I came here. Don't apologize. Espescially not when you're an ADMIN.

 

I know I shouldn't apologize, but this is special, and I'm sorry if I happen to delete someones account later, I will probably not be able to control it.

 

:lol:

 

Am I supposed to take that as a threat or not? ( )

 

The trap is set. Mathboy! Release the bulldog ants!

 

FUCK! Bullants!

*grabs an industrial strength can of Mortien and kills the bulldog ant things* Fuck dude! Don't mess with Australian animals! They're fucking psychotic!

 

Which is precisely why we hypnotise them to think they're not from Australia.

 

Doesn't help. Aussie animals are all so fucked-up that they're innately evil and cruel. I got bit by a koala that has spent its entire life in Hong Kong.

 

Neat. You drove an entire continent's animals insane. I applaud you!

 

No wonder that koala was screwed up.