Faith in Humanity? WHAT faith in humanity?

Why give them the option of determining how they end their lives? Bomb the place and blame it on random Islamic group.

Wait, this bears the chance the said Islamic group to get declared saviours and the whole world to convert to Islam, but still...

 

I would convert to fucking VOODOO if it meant that all the Twitards got killed in a fuck-off huge explosion. (And voodoo seriously creeps me the hell out, so this is a BIG FUCKING THING for me.)

 

You people are looking at this entirely wrong! What we need to do is dye our hair blonde, cover ourselves in glitter, and go clubbing! Pick up a few girls who're most likely barely legal, and then proceed to nail them while telling them how easily we could break them, and how little they mean to us. After that, you blow a load in their eye, and then dump them on the side of the road, or walk out of her house, and remark to her father before we go about how his daughter was a pretty good lay, but needs to work on how to move her hips, and is completely devoid of any actual value, and thereby will never hear from us again.

 

*shakes head*

*re-reads Douglas Adams, on the page of Oprah-ism*

*rewrites using Cullenism.*

Yeah, that sounds about right.

 

*is re-reading 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' to purge the stupidity. Bless the blokes who translated this epic*

 

I can see a bumper sticker inspired by this.

 

Bumper sticker, rapist...either way, there's inspiration to be had.

 

For Xiao.

 

*glomps Rosie* That link TOTALLY made my shitty day better. I keep bursting into random giggling, and even when I'm not giggling I have this wonderful grin on my face. Ahhhhhhhhh....

 

Yes, that was quite awesome.

 

The boyfriend and I watched it the other day for a laugh. The only good scene in it was where Bella and Edward were in the restaurant:

"I can read people's deepest desires... money.... sex... money... sex... cat."

But that is all I remember of the film

 

I think I'll wait for the porno version to come out and watch that instead. The title will probably be something ridiculous like "Twatlight".

 

*blink blink*

Heh, Twatlight. I'd watch that, just to find out if they make Edward's cock all sparkly too.

 

Fixed.

 

Jeezus...

*adds to sexual fantasy list*

 

Mwahahahaha! *adds Jazintha's name to the list of people whose sex life she has fucked up/destroyed*

 

It's remarkably easy to do, you just need some edible body powders like such & edible glitter like such... Now, ofcourse it doesn't HAVE to be edible...

 

mrnobodie, you're slipping.

Those links are actually worksafe, not to mention safe for sanity.

 

Scene from "Twatlight"--
Somewhere in dark warehouse:

We need some light.
Bella come over here and drop your pants.