Faith in Humanity? WHAT faith in humanity?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Xiao_Caity, Aug 20, 2009.

Remove all ads!
Support Terra-Arcanum:

GOG.com

PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!
  1. Mesteut

    Mesteut New Member

    Messages:
    686
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Why give them the option of determining how they end their lives? Bomb the place and blame it on random Islamic group.

    Wait, this bears the chance the said Islamic group to get declared saviours and the whole world to convert to Islam, but still...
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

    Messages:
    10,673
    Media:
    34
    Likes Received:
    156
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2002
  3. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

    Messages:
    3,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2005
    I would convert to fucking VOODOO if it meant that all the Twitards got killed in a fuck-off huge explosion. (And voodoo seriously creeps me the hell out, so this is a BIG FUCKING THING for me.)
     
  4. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

    Messages:
    4,003
    Likes Received:
    5
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2005
    You people are looking at this entirely wrong! What we need to do is dye our hair blonde, cover ourselves in glitter, and go clubbing! Pick up a few girls who're most likely barely legal, and then proceed to nail them while telling them how easily we could break them, and how little they mean to us. After that, you blow a load in their eye, and then dump them on the side of the road, or walk out of her house, and remark to her father before we go about how his daughter was a pretty good lay, but needs to work on how to move her hips, and is completely devoid of any actual value, and thereby will never hear from us again.
     
  5. Jazintha Piper

    Jazintha Piper Member

    Messages:
    564
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2007
    *shakes head*

    *re-reads Douglas Adams, on the page of Oprah-ism*

    *rewrites using Cullenism.*

    Yeah, that sounds about right.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

    Messages:
    3,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2005
    *is re-reading 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' to purge the stupidity. Bless the blokes who translated this epic*
     
  7. Archmage Orintil

    Archmage Orintil New Member

    Messages:
    586
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2007
    I can see a bumper sticker inspired by this.
     
  8. Minuos

    Minuos New Member

    Messages:
    427
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2009
    Bumper sticker, rapist...either way, there's inspiration to be had.
     
  9. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

    Messages:
    3,609
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2002
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

    Messages:
    3,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2005
    *glomps Rosie* That link TOTALLY made my shitty day better. I keep bursting into random giggling, and even when I'm not giggling I have this wonderful grin on my face. Ahhhhhhhhh....
     
  11. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

    Messages:
    4,003
    Likes Received:
    5
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2005
  12. Jazintha Piper

    Jazintha Piper Member

    Messages:
    564
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2007
    The boyfriend and I watched it the other day for a laugh. The only good scene in it was where Bella and Edward were in the restaurant:

    "I can read people's deepest desires... money.... sex... money... sex... cat."

    But that is all I remember of the film
     
  13. JustaFishInaJar

    JustaFishInaJar New Member

    Messages:
    747
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2004
    I think I'll wait for the porno version to come out and watch that instead. The title will probably be something ridiculous like "Twatlight".
     
  14. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

    Messages:
    3,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2005
    *blink blink*

    Heh, Twatlight. I'd watch that, just to find out if they make Edward's cock all sparkly too.
     
  15. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

    Messages:
    2,114
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2001
    Fixed.
     
  16. Jazintha Piper

    Jazintha Piper Member

    Messages:
    564
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2007
    Jeezus...

    *adds to sexual fantasy list*
     
  17. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

    Messages:
    3,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2005
    Mwahahahaha! *adds Jazintha's name to the list of people whose sex life she has fucked up/destroyed*
     
  18. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

    Messages:
    2,114
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2001
    It's remarkably easy to do, you just need some edible body powders like such & edible glitter like such... Now, ofcourse it doesn't HAVE to be edible...
     
  19. Ramidel

    Ramidel New Member

    Messages:
    322
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2008
    mrnobodie, you're slipping.

    Those links are actually worksafe, not to mention safe for sanity.
     
  20. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,511
    Media:
    1
    Likes Received:
    27
    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2008
    Scene from "Twatlight"--
    Somewhere in dark warehouse:


    We need some light.
    Bella come over here and drop your pants.
     
Our Host!