A Joke

There!!! A nice new modification, I feel inclined to say.

 

Welcome back, Richard Vorak!

(because that was your avatar, right?)

 

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Woo, yes, of course. I am Vorak, you know. I was just tired of being a House of Lords defender and decided that I wanted to feel the Thrill of seeing my rank go up again, and spam a little.

Don´t you guys agree that my strategy of flaming myself was quite smart? And I bought another PC JUST so I can´t be unmasked by IP check. Whoa, such a plot.

But you guys had to ruin it all, you and that stupid naked orc!!!!

 

Dear god shut up rich, this isn't Scooby Doo.

 

Hold on your tights, Ursidae one. Let's see how it ends.

 

*Gas mask breathing*

I AM YOUR TRUE SELF.

 

*blows shotty into gas mask* breath on that for a minute, tell me if you think you're wonder woman too.

 

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And when I do such things I get flamed....

 

My case was not a voluntary one. :roll:

Still, It's better to be you than HWLFP or wathever people think I am.

 

WTF MAN?!?!?!?! :-o

Once again I stand similar to him??? This is so much of a coincidence that even I am beggining to find it strange. :-(

Still, I will keep heroically struggling to be myself and not him.

 

I have a question, weren't you human at first? When exactly DID you get minions?

 

No, at the time I merely wanted my rank to be Richard Vorak. I've since come to terms with my inability to lack a soul.

 

That's like the episode of Futurama when Fry becomes Kif's servant. This was done because Kif was asked by Zapp "What's the most humiliating job there is?" To which Kif replied "Being your assistant," and Zapp corrects him, saying "No, being *your* assistant!"

The point to that long, convoluted paragraph was that nobody wants to be Telcontar's minion.

 

Vorak is an extremely sexy 18 year old girl with long dark hair, a tight perfect figure and a pair of stunning deep blue penetrating eyes.