A Joke

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I'll keep up the IP-checking regardless!
     
  2. SirGarrickStout

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    There!!! A nice new modification, I feel inclined to say. :)
     
  3. mathboy

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    Welcome back, Richard Vorak!

    (because that was your avatar, right?)
     
  4. SirGarrickStout

    SirGarrickStout New Member

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    ¬¬"

    Woo, yes, of course. I am Vorak, you know. I was just tired of being a House of Lords defender and decided that I wanted to feel the Thrill of seeing my rank go up again, and spam a little.

    Don´t you guys agree that my strategy of flaming myself was quite smart? And I bought another PC JUST so I can´t be unmasked by IP check. Whoa, such a plot.

    But you guys had to ruin it all, you and that stupid naked orc!!!!
     
  5. Blinky969

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    Dear god shut up rich, this isn't Scooby Doo.
     
  6. SirGarrickStout

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  7. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    I have a triplet? Prichard V0rak was more than enough, I don't need this.
     
  8. SirGarrickStout

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    *blows shotty into gas mask* breath on that for a minute, tell me if you think you're wonder woman too.
     
  10. SirGarrickStout

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  11. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    My case was not a voluntary one. :roll:

    Still, It's better to be you than HWLFP or wathever people think I am.
     
  13. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    WTF MAN?!?!?!?! :-o

    Once again I stand similar to him??? This is so much of a coincidence that even I am beggining to find it strange. :-(

    Still, I will keep heroically struggling to be myself and not him.
     
  15. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well since you seem to want to be like me, I grant you the status of the minion below Telcontar.
     
  16. Blinky969

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    I have a question, weren't you human at first? When exactly DID you get minions?
     
  17. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    No, at the time I merely wanted my rank to be Richard Vorak. I've since come to terms with my inability to lack a soul.
     
  18. Philes

    Philes Well-Known Member

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    That's like the episode of Futurama when Fry becomes Kif's servant. This was done because Kif was asked by Zapp "What's the most humiliating job there is?" To which Kif replied "Being your assistant," and Zapp corrects him, saying "No, being *your* assistant!"

    The point to that long, convoluted paragraph was that nobody wants to be Telcontar's minion.
     
  19. Dark Elf

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    Vorak is an extremely sexy 18 year old girl with long dark hair, a tight perfect figure and a pair of stunning deep blue penetrating eyes.
     
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