That's no way to buy someone's affection. Good morning.
Merry Christmas to everyone else. And good morning.
God jul, ya filthy animals. Och god morgon.
Ah, so you want something low cost and personal? Okay, how about a piece of paper that says "Voucher redeemable for 1 free massage". Make sure...
A new car. Good morning.
Last week someone asked me whether I thought Trump's victory was a good or a bad thing, and I said I didn't think it would make much difference in...
I've just come up with a crazy theory, and I want it recorded for posterity. I'm completely serious about this. I know there are probably better...
Actually, in the cold light of day, it's highly believable. Trump successfully pushed a narrative that the Democrats are letting in millions of...
Unbelievable. I'm referring to recent world news, not your post, which I didn't really understand. Good mo... uh... I guess I can't really say...
So, which of you pervs are doing no-nut November this year? Mind you, I gather most of you are married with kids now, so not nutting is the...
If I've learned anything from RPGs, it's that you get the most XP by solving problems using violence rather than the "talk it out" route, so that...
What's the earliest in the year that you've seen a Christmas themed advert? For me it's... (checks date) 24th October. Ugh. Good morning.
Okay, Virgils Staff wins the "who has it worse right now" competition. Congrats on achieving the lofty heights of suckitude. A friend of mine had...
Public Service Announcement: Did you know that if you book a return airplane ticket, and then you don't show up for the outbound flight, the...
Did you guys know that Blizzard made a MOBA about 10 years ago? It's called Heroes of the Storm. You have to download Battle.net in order to play...
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