Day 48 of my three day war to lib... I mean three day special operation to liberate hot chocolate from the nazis.
Disaster has struck. While...
Best I can do is the luck of the Irish.
Pfft, you would say that, you... you... bumhole!
If it's any consolation, I recently got kicked out of a Slack group for defending Jordan Peterson.
Probably something to do with the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
I have a beef with the barista at work. He takes all the large mugs in the morning, and if he runs out of hot chocolate he takes that too, for his...
So, Yuki, what do you think of Mount & Blade II?
Do you ever get the feeling that other people's lives are much better than yours? I mean, just compare the last two posts.
Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that after I swapped my underwear and sock drawer a couple of months ago, I now no longer open the wrong one...
The Weeknd sucks too.
No, it was brioches.
I just saw a poster for a film of Blue Beetle. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. What's next, Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen?...
Right, it's lucky you didn't have your high heels on.
Generally I find that things aren't worth it. Like people say you should go and see the...
Did you have to get up from the couch and walk somewhere? I hate it when that happens.
What happened, babe?
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