Three men are about to be executed by guillotine. The first man, who is religious, requests to be placed face up in the guillotine so that he...
A stoner boy asked his grandmother one day, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They are marked L-S-D." To which Granny swiftly replied, "Fuck...
How are marriage and cancer the same? They both make part of you die
i got it.........its Thundercats that mathboy is talking about!!!!!
A woman can fake an orgasm for a relationship....... But a man can fake a relationship for an orgasm!
cock aint enough vibrator
sands of time child birth?
A man walks into an elevator with a woman in it. After a moment, the man turns to the woman and asks, "Excuse me ma'am, but could I smell your...
I rather like DE's take on the combo of things. THAT's what I wanna see. If mankind is gonna raped in the ass by some major catastrophic...
Rosselli....thanx for posting a joke that i posted LONG ago, and thanx for fucking it up too! What's the difference between a buffalo and a...
From a married man...that was fuckin hilarious!! :lol: recently seen on a bumper sticker: Don't drink and park. Accidents cause children. :p
yall got it wrong. THIS is the best 'like my women' line: I like my women like I like my chicken: with a little bit of fat on the ends. Not too...
I thought that spam was once living or CAME from living matter. I still think that the troiks cow was WAY more chaotic than a can os spam could...
DAMN :-o i really need to get back here, and start posting more. Not that i ever posted that much to begin with, but i got a few posts under my...
It seems to me that ya'll are rather uninformed and generally lacking in the knowledge of smokeless tobacco products here in the good ol' U.S. of...
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