Never have I wanted to be wrong so much in my entire life.
For those who don't really follow British politics, what just happened is equivalent...
I forced a bot to read 1000 hours of Terra Arcanum forum posts, and then asked it to write a screenplay. Here's the result:
EXT. A FOREST IN...
Since my haiku evidently has the power to bring people back from the dead, here's another one:
Bumming around Australia.
I went to that website, and nothing was happening. How do you let the guy know that you're watching and so he should start playing the game and...
Are my thoughts really my own?
Get cheap Viagra!
Aw man, why do you gotta spoil our fun?
Glad to hear you're getting your life together, and that my potion of strength recipe motivated you to...
Long time forum friend.
A wild woman appears!
I am pressing F.
I assume what actually happened is that he finally put a ring on it.
waits for Jojobobo to misinterpret this as putting a cock ring on his penis...
A pervert close to our hearts.
I hope his junkie neighbour didn't get him. I hope that he tried one of my recipes and died from that instead. His neighbours exemplified a bad...
So is Jojobobo dead, or what?
Perhaps I wasn't clear - it is all I have to say on the matter.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
Some of my socks are getting quite old, and are starting to wear out.
I think they're on their last legs.
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