Looks like someone hasn't tried pizza with Béchamel sauce on the base. I stopped reading at this point because of the staggering depth...
No it was at work, I've been back in since the 2nd in spite of being gimped. Even Britain isn't that dystopian, yet.
Well I guess I've...
First you get the knife, then you get the power, then you get the women.
So, it was more of a "been to the John, Malkovich?" dream?
Until they go, "Joke's on you buddy, I love cum in my mouth."
In other news I had every man's nightmare today, I was mid dump and the...
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