America and sex....

My main problem with America, one of the many, but this whole issue of sexuality and pornography, which I don't understand what pornography is, I really don't. To me, pornography is, you know, spending all your money and not educating the people in America, and spending it instead on weapons, that's pornographic to me, that's totally filthy, and etc., etc., down the line, you all in your fucking hearts know the goddamned arguments, okay, great. But no one knows what pornography is. Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thought. Hmm. Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial-I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. What? You've all seen that Busch beer commercial, where the girl in the short hot-pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle, leaves it there, and it foams over her hand and over the bottle and the voice over goes, "Get yourself a BUSCH." Hmm. You know what that looks like, nah, no way. I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right in her pussy, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week. "Dr. Pepper." "Snickers, satisfying." (Mouth-guitars "I Can't Get No Satisfaction") Damned if I'm not buying these products! My teeth are rotting out of my head, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a fucking couch. "More Snickers, more Coke!"

That's what I find ironic, too, is that people who are against these things that cause sexual thought are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Boy, they walk a tight rope every day, don't they? "How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it?" "We could sing hymns during it." (sings) "One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus. One stroke at a time, sweet Lord."

 

Come and talk to me when you have sucessfully outlawed porn accross the globe and made a device where as soon as someone gets an erection an intense pain makes it retract. Like we care what you think.....tool.

Oh by the way, I thought you said you were never comming back and something about knifing yourself?

 

Maybe he just wants attention? Poor guy, he's probably just depressed.

Or a moron.

 

Or a depressed moron. Oh well looks like he will have to kill himself...

 

I have to admit I had a fight with a gothic a while back and he carried on about 'emos' being the ones to kill. Is there a difference between an Emo and a gothic?

 

Being gothic is not to be depressed, or "EMO". Being gothic is, as said, a lifestyle. I'm gothic (in Sweden we call it alternative, I think; I'm not white-skinned and black-haired), and I'm not fucking EMO.

Being EMO is pathetic. Being gothic is not.

 

So you are telling me that all of the times I have hurt someone gothic it has been my fault?

 

Uh... What? I'm sorry, but I didn't quite follow you there.

 

You see. This is the problem with todays society. No one is themselves anymore. Well mostly the Teens. Im a goth. Im an emo. Im a chav. Fuck that. Be yourself or kill yourself. I once asked a goth why he dresses and acts the way he did. You know what he said to me?
Because im original and different to the rest of the world.
Ok. NO!
YOU SILLY FAT FUCK!
YEAH YOUR ORIGINAL AND DIFFERENT BECAUSE YOU ACT DRESS AND BEHAVE LIKE OHHH....... 20 ODD PERCENT OF THE TEENAGERS TODAY! GOODJOB MORON! IF YOU WANNA BE DIFFERENT, go and sit on a farm and take all forms of hallucianagenic drugs. Expand your mind. Or just be yourself. Do what you want to do. Maybe you wont be different but you dont have to be. Just enjoy yourself in life.

 

DE, not only did you find the best response EVER, you are my hero.

Wanna be different BigBadPommy? go jump.

 

He is your hero because he posted Ricky gervais doing the dance?
I remember the American Version of The Office.
My god.
:lol:

 

Wow.
Words of wisdom.
I agree.
that was just America's attempt at proving they can do "clever" humour. But really lets be honest. Friends is about as humrous as mainstreem television there gets. And thats fucking shockingly bad.

 

Gothics show a clear lack of personality. :/ You said so, when you stated that gothics dress in black and are white-faced. They're all the same. I think gothic and alternative are different over here. Then again, I think of an alternative person as something similar to a skater. No black clothes necessarily.

And, by the way, I'm Panic Queen.

http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html

 

And I am Cobbed Webbed Crotch or something like that.