Wow...

Been several years since I have been in this forum. I wonder if anyone from the old days remembers me.

 

I remember... pancakes.

 

I remember that people who want to remember if other people remember them when they remember to check an old forum are lame.

 

Why did you make a whole topic about you coming back, why don't you just check the active people in your old posts and the active people now?

 

And why did you make a topic that is so short? Most of the topics I have seen about people ocming back have had atleast some meat on the bone.

 

And why are all you newbs acting like you're worth a shit?

 

THE ANSWER: NO

 

Oh that guy! Yeah I remember him. Wait.......no.

 

To be honest, I didn't remember you either, Grimm.

 

Do you remember me mentioning that my right testicle is considerably larger and hangs lower than my left one?

 

It's good you know so much about this kind of stuff. Myself, I would've said he's a freak.

 

I've had one of the heads removed quite recently, so I'm a standard cow now. The only thing that's a little weird about me is the humongous scar I got from the operation. It'll go away, though.

 

Not without plenty of hookah and, "miracle salve," which you apply late at night in your truck with a sock.