Wins the vote for wackiest news article?

Jesus will save you!

 

Wow.

 

Just when you think you had seen it all, something like this comes to your attention. And this happened in Taiwan? I thought they were smarter than that. Maybe it was a Buddist lion.

 

That guy is fucked in the head. Everyone knows that lions follow the teachings (RAA!!! Crush, kill, DESTROY!!!) of the Blood God, Baal.

 

God, why did you make some humans so stupid? You either have a great sense of humor, or you need to consider retirement.

 

With christians like that, who needs the roman empire?

 

If the lion doesn't come to the Christian, the Christian goes to the lion...

 

And there shall be no more Christians on earth .

 

Maybe it's to prove our faith, but he forgot to tell the guy to stop, like he did with that other fellow in the Bible. Whatshisface. You know the guy I'm talking about. There was a rock, and a sacrifice, and then a lamb walked in at the end and on to the sharp end of the guy's knife. You get what I'm saying.

 

The man you refer to was Abraham, and his son, Isaac. I would kill to see the video of the lion and the retard. Sounds like a children's fairy tale. The Lion and the Retard.

 

You mean The Lion, The Idiot and the Hospital Ward?

 

To bad he did not die, we could have gotten some stupidity out of the gene pool. He has zeal though.

 

The only reason the lion didn't finish him off was because once it had tasted Stupidity tm, it was violently ill.

 

Zeal and Intelligence are like salt and french fries, respectively. Too much of one, without any of the other, and you can die a slow and agonizing death from dehydration.

 

But you don't need salt when eating your french fries.

 

Jar, that's both wrong and ridiculous.

 

Then again, I don't eat french fries. I eat chips.

 

Well I eat crisps

 

But you are from Adelaide, and everyone knows Adelaide is a secret outpost of England.