http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=194107497693&ref=nf#/group.php?v=info&ref=nf&gid=194107497693 Sorry.
:lol: Oh dear lord, that rocks! Incidentally, if that dude is who I think it is, then I need to look him up again and ask when his mind got so delightfully filthy.
Too bad most of you don't understand Scandinavian, because otherwise I would gladly destroy whatever Christmas spirit you've been able to scrounge up this year by unleashing carols with, shall we say, altered texts. Onkel Kånkel is the fucking paragon of immature humor.
My dad has a CD of vulgar Christmas songs he plays every year without fail. His collection started with such wholesome classics as "There's Someone in the Chimney, and I Don't Know Who It Is" and gradually moved on to "All I Want for Christmas is to Lose My Virginity".
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Took a bit of searching for this one, I thought it was more commonplace. My dad lives across the province from me at present, but I might see him tomorrow night, so I'll try to get it off him then. EDIT: Bob Rivers may be the source of almost all the songs my dad listens to, though. It would make sense, since we lived in Vancouver for quite some time (he for over 40 years). I recognize some of Rivers's other works, such as the Twelve Pains of Christmas and I am Santa Claus. My favorite of all time, however, has to be "A Visit From St. Nicholson". Recited in the rhythm of "The Night Before Christmas". About Jack Nicholson coming to your house. EDIT: On a related note, the Arrogant Worms also did a great song called "Santa's Coming and He's Gonna Kick Your Ass". It's on Newground now. EDIT: Another favorite is Police Stop My Car. Not sure why this person decided to play the song over a montage of anime pics.
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