where are the female dwarfs?????

i cant seem to find them and when i ask the dwarfs get pissed i have searched everywhere in the dwarfs tunnels

 

It's all a big joke, like in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. There're actually female dwarves all over the place. Problem is, no one can tell the difference between the males and the females.

 

Yes, female dwarves are not allowed to wash their faces - that's why.

 

weird, dwarfs r just srange

 

I love the thing you can say to the dwarf in the clan about the bearded females and he attacks you. What a laugh

 

as i said dwarfs r just strange

 

Who are you to call them strange? That's speciest.

 

Quethim is perfectly normal. He has the right to call everyone else strange.

 

who am i well i will tell u only once i am Quethim

 

Hey have any of you read jr tolklens books the hobbit series? anyway in that series dwarven women are potected and are the most buetiful creaturs that exhist and so where protected at all costs. i cant remember what book it was but when it was noted the dwarven settlement was beinga attacked book 2 or 3 of the ring series?

 

Oh man... What I wouldn't give for an extremely beautiful 3 foot tall girl with no teeth and a flat head...

 

Don't talk so bad about Asian women.

 

hay Ioo that was a good one.....lol

 

I have never met an asian woman who fit that description.

 

Well, MAYBE Ioo is one such woman.. after all, woman's tends to talk a lot (all of it nonsense),..just like Ioo :grin:

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True. That would explain why he took my comment to heart.

If he was such a woman, then I would like to meet him. Unfortunately, the hairy back cancels out all the good aspects...

 

lol

LOL! :lol:

 

I think They are the pretty of all woman.
Ofcourse anyone is entitled to their opinions.

 

well...

Go, Jinxed, go! Anyone who opposes Asia is in for a rough time when Asia becomes the central of world economy, the keeper of world peace and the leader of world technology! Hopefully that will happen sometime in this millenium.

 

as Ioo would say dont count on it