Trying too hard...

Unfortunately, the awesome has been tainted by the inferior quality of his tattoos. Looks like he got a friend to do them.

The demon on his chest is definitely trying too hard.

 

There's something seriously wrong with that boy. MAN that looked painful. I bet he never gets a job in customer service.

 

Oh, my.

 

He'll be pissed with himself when he gets old and parts start sagging.

 

Actually, it'll probably look better when he gets old and parts start sagging. So he gets props for planning ahead.

 

In addition, after his death, he would probably looks good in a museum.

 

For the first week.

 

Damn...... That's just nuts!
He ought to join up with the Tiger-Man, Lizard-Man, and that Jigsaw Puzzle fellow. They could revive the circus side-shows.

 

I have my doubts. However, an enlarged liver tattoo taking up the majority of his future beer gut might actually look accurate when said beer gut sags below the pelvis region.

 

Don't forget that demented millionaire woman who decided that the appropriate response to her husband bonking a younger woman was to have plastic surgury to look like some kind of leonine freak, instead of slapping him with divorce papers like a sane person would.

 

And isn't she hot stuff!



"Come here sexy, I want a sloppy one!"

 

She looks like a transvestite lion.
Or the real life inspiration for

 

I don't understand how making yourself ugly prevents your husband from cheating on you.

 

As far as I know, her husband is cat lover and when she saw that her marriage was about to come apart, she made the first operations hoping that looking like a cat will make her husband stay with her. Logical, is it not? Sadly, the husband's didn't think so. His opinion was that she's completely nuts and he therefore left her as soon as possible. She continued the operations however, hoping that the guy will return when she will be even more feline.

 

God I hate furries.

 

You don't know what you're missing.

 

I'm not sure that's a bad thing, Muro.

 

Well I am. I'm no furry, mind you, I don't have, need nor want a fursona alter ego or any such bullshit. Yet I do consider some furry art as pretty and/or sweet and I do appreciate some quality furry porn*. What Jay Naylor creates is simply stunning.
Nonetheless, I just don't get it why exactly furries are the Internet's whipping boy.

* I say, it would seem that I mention porn around here a little too often these days, would it not? No, of course not, after all, the Interwebz are for porn.