There's no pleasing some women

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  1. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    Was just sent this link and... well... I guess you'll just have to see for yourself.
     
  2. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Where on Earth did they build the third one if the second one was still there?
     
  3. CharlesBHoff

    CharlesBHoff New Member

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    You forgot about the one he was born with.
     
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    :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o

    The one he was born with was lost in an accident.
     
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    i don't understand why he'd want to get rid of the first one... second one... you know what i mean.
     
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    because he wanted a boy and blamed his sausage for the let down.
     
  7. RPjunkie

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    Well...like my Uncle always used to say when I was growing up on the farm: I'm hapier than a puppr with two peters!

    Apparently the same doesn't hold true for humans
     
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    I thought according to Medieval literature that Satan had three of them - one for each orifice? :roll:
     
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    Yes.
     
  13. Xz

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    Two so he can have anal and vagina sex with than woman at the same time.
     
  15. RPjunkie

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    Chuck wrote:
    Now how is this statement related to the this one:
    Not sure about your fucked up world Charles but to everybody else two is not the same as three!! Cattivo was referring to the vagina, anus, and mouth(unless I am mistaken) and you chose to say the same thing as your previous post!

    I realize this is a very difficult concept for you to grasp Chuck, but try: THINK BEOFORE YOU SPEAK(or type as it may be). Ever hear of: Look before you leap? Stop being such a pucking utz and start showing some signs of normalcy.
     
  16. CharlesBHoff

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    It is inpossible for the devil to fill all three sexual place at the same time. I was talking to than Roman Church Prince about this once he was in charge of they old occult library an he told me the devil Satan have only two pennies.
     
  17. Xz

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    not even a whole pound?
     
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    Why the fuck would you talk to a roman church prince about Satan's penises?
     
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    I thought you muslims had Mullahs and Imams.
     
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    I wasnot muslim at that time. I was playing D&D and he said playing D&D doesnot summon Satan into this world like some Christian Evan think it does.
    He state that useing the name Satan and Devil summon him he would be appearing everywhere in the world. The Vat City have the largest Occult library in the world.
     
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