The worlds most dangerous/stupid comedian

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  1. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    What I'd really appreciate would be if you sent me an entourage of topless models juggling chainsaws as a Christmas present.
     
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    Yea, that would be great.
     
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    This guy probably has his own olympic team of topless, chainsaw juggling models that follow him around everyday, not just during Christmas.
     
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  5. Xz

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    As we all know Google is the closest thing we have to an omniscient being, and Google is therefore God.

    The first picture that showed up on Google when searching for 'entourage of topless models juggling chainsaws' was this:
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    Are you sure you want a topless Robbie Williams for Christmas?
     
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    Hell, why not? Simply having him as my house mate would surely do it with the chicks. I accept!
     
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    Or he might try to do you as a chick.
     
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    I keep a murderous Chinese Crested Dog as my bodyguard!
     
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    How did you tame it?
     
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    He didn't he just keeps it on a leash, and he feeds it. If it kills him it wont get any more food.
     
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    Most people don't count on them being as intelligent as they are deadly. It's a dangerous mistake to make.
     
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