The Bad Translator!

"Women grow up to be exactly like their mothers. This is their tragedy. Men never do. This is theirs."

...54 translations later we get:

"That's crazy as I lay this child."

This is pretty lollerous. It might also be the source of every post CharlesBHoff ever contributed.

 

Awesomeness...

Sing to the motherland, home of the free -> Freedom House does.

The person who thought of the idea must be congratulated.

 

Original text:

"We, the unwilling, led by the unqualified, have been doing the unbelievable for so long, with so little, that we now attempt the impossible with nothing."

...54 translations later we get:

"However, knowledge and experience."


... unreal ....

Nice find, Grakelin.

 

One of my sister's favorite quotes is: "never make somebody your priority when you are merely their after thought."

...54 translations later we get:

"If it is not important."

One I said to a friend once when I was in a philosophical mood: "Stagnation in water, after all, leads to bacteria, rot, and decay; surely stagnation of the soul and of the psyche breeds the same."

...54 translations later we get:

"Kill Bacteria in water Depletion and economic security."

EDIT: "your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries"
...54 translations later we get:
"Stan mix my children's parents, cloth."

 

Curious. Zir has shown me this thing earlier today and I considered posting it here. You're stealing my thoughts, Grakelinbert Bates.

Nonetheless, let's have some fun.

"The Unity will bring about the master race. Master! Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One people, to move forward to our destiny. Destiny."
...54 translations later we get:
"Despite the Differences, war, speaking Residents and communities of the best players in a large group of people, he! Game! Purposes, "Wake up!" Up! For every business and sport."




Also...

"Morpheus. It's quite amusing. He thinks he's so much more than just a slug the Master recruited to head his Children of the Cathedral nonsense. Ah, well. He, too, will be dipped in the Vats and he'll probably die a horrible death... I hope."
...54 translations later we get:
"Morfeus and other animals, the city of Presidential candidates Okay, not very scared of death, sex ... I hope."

I have a lot of favourite quotes to check out. How exciting!

EDIT:

"Mutant Patron of Deviation"
...54 translations later we get:
"Border Guard reported killed"

Okay, that killed me. But then again...

"Muro Lightning, Mutant Patron of Deviation"
...54 translations later we get:
"Blue - Ray's first law to prevent March"

 

Original text:

"Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train to anywhere. Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere."

...54 translations later we get:

"But the world is women only. Do not miss the train from the south to the middle of the night, but children living in Detroit is better."

But not until after this one popped up after five or six translations:

DUTCH : Slechts een dorpsmeisje die alleen woont in de wereld. De Midnight Train is geen uitweg. Gewoon een stadsjongen, geboren in Zuid-Detroit verbetering. Midnight Meat Train overal.
Back to ENGLISH : Only a village girl who lives alone in the world. The Midnight Train is no escape. Just a city boy, born in South Detroit improvement. Midnight Meat Train everywhere.

 

"This is a great tragedy, a great shock to us all," - Lech Walesa

"The tragedy of our success"

 

My name translated becomes "Bush Jokes"

DE's name after 10 is "Dark Elves", after 25 just "Elves", and after 54, "Perry"

 

My name (Arthgon) was still the same after 10. On the other hand, my initials of my name in IRL became 'investment'.

 

Well, this translator isn't as 'bad' as I thought...

Charonte transforms to Charon, Karon, and finally Caron... They're all alternative spellings depending on the region...

 

It's all good, but it was me who was considered posting it here.

And my quotations:

"Pandas are the most evil animals in the whole world."
...54 translations later we get:
"Large Objects, bad world."

"Give me a blowjob or else I'll kill you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Type or kill other."[/quote]

 

Original text:

"Cry Havoc and release the dogs of war"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batorukurai Injured dogs"

Also, my own nick:

"Transparent Painting"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finally, the Diaphragm."

 

Original text:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ask"

 

Original text:
"Light is the left hand of darkness."

...54 translations later we get:
"Jameulhaeyahapnida. In his house in the evening."



Original text:
"Give me sodomy or give me death"

...54 translations later we get:
"I paint."





I give up...

 

Fries the brain, this does. Or if you prefer: Brain potatoes. Odd how this is the only thread I feel like posting in (= Such strange).

 

"Fries the brain, this does. Or if you prefer: Brain potatoes. Odd how this is the only thread I feel like posting in (= Such strange)."

...54 translations later we get:

"Father and Spirit. (If you like the reviews of brain candy - I think)."