Soumi Sucks

Well, I've been to Finland for a few days, staying at a hotel called Caribia. I tell you this: God, I love Sweden and our standards. I mean, if you ask for some bloody playing cards in Sweden, the hotel you're staying at will give you them for free. What did they cost there? 5 BLOODY Euro! It's a fucking rape!
And their music isn't worthy to even be mentioned in this forum. Sadly, I just did, but I had to just to make you see how much I, now, dispise Finland's service standards. Jeez.

 

You were charged for the cards? Gee... I hope you've taken a robe or a towel as a souvenir, at least.

 

i always strip hotel rooms... towels, pillows, sheets... really, anything that's not nailed down. especially when my name isn't on the room...

 

How dare you say that?!

SWEDEN SUCKS! :x :-x

 

Ei mitään. Sitä vain typerät ruotsalaiset eivät vain ymmärrä.

 

I know.

I just insulted Swedes

 

Sucks. Scandinavian standarts are high. Visit Russia (Sankt-Petersburg isn't far from Finland) and you will know that it's normal not only to ask payment for cards, but also to steal about half of your luggage. That's why I stay only in hotels abroad.

Spoiler

that's why I always have a minigun.

 

Persete?

 

I believe it´s spelled "vitto". Then again you speak the language where the number 0 is spelled "null". :lol:

 

It IS vittu

 

perkele :x

 

Swede and finn competed about who had more beutiful language. They went to see finn's friend, some professor. That suggested that both could translate to their own language a poem:

Island, island
Grassy island
Grassy island's bride

The finn translated first:

Saari, saari
Heinäsaari
Heinäsaaren morsian

Then the swede translated:

Ö, ö
Hö ö
Hö ö's mö

 

Fuck I wish I was Scandinavian. Then I'd actually get to be patriotic.

 

Sorry but your translation is incorrect.

mö = maid
hö = hay

The correct translation would be

Ö, ö
Gräsbeklädda ö
Gräsbeklädda öns brud

Yuo lose at teh intarnetts!

 

Of course the swede was stupid