Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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  1. Barabbah

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    The chocolate wars endures, I see....

    On another note.... new boots, new blisters :D

    Good morning.
     
  2. Barabbah

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    The blister on the right foot hasn't healed yet. Should I see a doctor?

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  3. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    I definitely think you should see a doctor.

    Also, when you're there, you can tell them about the blister too.

    Good morning.
     
  4. Barabbah

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    Oooh, the doctor already knows all about you and cannot wait to see you too. By the way, what size do you have, in particular of the jacket?

    Also, the blister is gone.

    Also, good morning.
     
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  5. Smuel

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    36M, or something. I don't know. And the sizing charts are probably different in every country anyway. But I appreciate the thought. If Santa brings me a nice new jacket this year I'll know who's behind it.

    Good morning.
     
  6. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Well gentlemen, I don't want to celebrate too early, but it appears that the hot chocolate wars may be won.

    After many consecutive days of hot chocolatelessness, I had an opportunity late in the evening, on my way out of the office, to strike a blow for justice. Nobody else was around, so I casually walked into the barista area, took the hot chocolate tin that rightfully belongs to the kitchen, and moved it back to its assigned spot in the kitchen. Then I went home, thinking no more about it.

    The next day, that hot chocolate tin had gone from the kitchen again. But, my friends, I did behold a thing of wonder in its place. An extra large tin of hot chocolate stood before me! 750g of pure chocolate powder! Well, I mean, it's not pure chocolate, it's probably like 50% sugar and then some preservatives and anti caking agents and whatnot. But that's not the point.

    The point is that this isn't the end of the tale. For over in the barista station there were two tins of hot chocolate next to each other! It was a veritable bonanza of hot chocolate! There was much rejoicing in the kitchen that morning, by which I mean I smiled a little.

    These events happened mere days ago, and the larger tin of hot chocolate is still there today, so I conclude that this is the new normal, the kitchen and barista will have their own separate supplies from now on, and never again shall I suffer the indignity of having to walk down to the floor below to get hot chocolate.

    Good morning.
     
  7. Jungle Japes

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  8. Smuel

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    Ugh, can you go two minutes without bringing religion into everything?

    Also, Merry Christmas everyone!

    Also, good morning!
     
  9. Barabbah

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    Suggestions to score with someone?

    Good morning.
     
  10. Smuel

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    I think it sounds like a great idea. I suggest you do it.

    Good morning.
     
  11. Jojobobo

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    I'm just glad what I thought seemed like a likely acid attack was averted...

    Good morning.
     
  12. Barabbah

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    How. I mean how.

    Good morning y'all.
     
  13. Smuel

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    Whenever you catch him looking at you, smile and twirl your fingers through your hair.

    Good morning.
     
  14. Jojobobo

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    I got Covid for the first time this holiday. Turns out it was bad - who'd have thought!

    Good morning, and Happy 2024.
     
  15. Smuel

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    I was at a family gathering on Saturday, and one of the people there tested positive for Covid the next day.

    I don't seem to have got it so far, so maybe they were not a super spreader.

    Good morning.
     
  16. Barabbah

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    I'm torn between a "instruction unclear" joke or just saying "Did you just assumed my gender?"

    Dude, that sucks. Hope you get well soon.

    Good morning.
     
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  18. Smuel

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    Mostly, although we're waiting to hear back from Jojobobo.

    Good morning.
     
  19. Smuel

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    We're all gay here. Didn't you know?

    Especially Yuki. She sucks the most cocks of all.

    Good morning.
     
  20. Jojobobo

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    Speak for yourself.

    Also...

    Good morning.
     
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