Sheriff on a wonder diet

Hey, was that Lysa just registering or a Joke?

 

The answer is "both." It really was her, but she's a bit of a joke ... ( :razz: to you, Lysa)

Then again, how would you know if the whole girlfriend thing was a ruse by me, and Sheriff's Girlfriend was like your Jarinor account?

 

somehow I knew you were gonna suggest that.
I though she would post something funny about you, like you got 3 nipples or you're missing a testicle. Oh well, too bad.

 

Okay. Let's get it clear. I am not Jinxed, Jinxed is not me. I can't remember who suggested it, but I'm pretty sure it was used as an example. How much of a fucking loser would I have to be to not only have the ego that demands two accounts, but to then rack up ~700 posts on one, and ~1700 posts on the other?

On a side note, we did have a teacher at school who only had one testicle. Lost the other one in a biking accident.


***GORY BIT***

He actually ripped it off as he flew over the top of his handlebars apparently...

***/GORY BIT***

 

[spam]
2 words man: SHIT HAPPENS!!
[/spam]

 

I do not understand the significance of the the [spam][/spam] part...

I know shit happens, it happens to me everyday...nothing I can do about it, hence the first part of my sig...

 

Your sig:"Some things in life you can't help, the rest you can avoid"

Comment:
"some things in life you can`t help,":I guess that`s what the "shit happens" part of your post relate to?

"but the rest you can avoid!": how does that appliy to "nothing I can do about it!"?

- Zen

 

It's my whole philosophy. Some things in life you can't help, the rest you can avoid. Like you said, the "Some things in life you can't help" bit is pretty much equivalent to "shit happens" (but not always), however the "rest you can avoid" bit is the opposite of the "shit happens" part. It represents the things you can do stuff about. It can usually be applied (in at least some part) to any situation - actually, until know, I didn't realise the potential 'deepness' of this statement.

It's actually one of the few things about my life that I'm proud of...

 

<delurk>

ok, who left the toilet seat up again?? i'm onto you, fatman!!

*opens door and looks around*

aha! so THIS is where all that frantic typing ends up, eh? well, y'all look like a nice enough group. i suppose i approve. :smile:

lysa

</delurk>

 

Welcome to the forum!

Wow, first time I've done that :smile:

 

damnit! i'm supposed to be working...

must...resist...urge...to...post.........

arghhhhhh!

(thanks!!)

 

Interesting. What do you work as? Are you at home, or breaking your company's internet usage policy at work :smile:?

 

um, that would be the latter...although i work for an internet company so the rules aren't quite the same. i'm a web designer/html-er by day--crimefighter by night. it's a living. :wink: ok, you got me. i'm not really a crimefighter. a girl can dream, can't she?

oh, where is my boyfriend/fiance? he's prolly working like he's supposed to.

byeeeeeeee!

 

he's probably at Dunken Donuts :smile:

 

*walks in looking for pipe and slippers*

*spies girlfriend rummaging through correspondence*

Damn you! I thought I locked that door (actually, I assumed your natural ineptitude would keep you from registering ...)

Now I'm gonna have to discipline you again, aren't I?

*reaches for belt*

 

I prefer riding stocks myself...give out punishment, and the illusion of racing a horse at the same time...what more do you need?

 

Good question, and I would never openly accuse you of being such a loser.

OWWWIIEEE!! That's gotta smart a little. Do not let Ioo read this post. It'll give him nightmares.

Here's a word for your extra large vocabulary: profundity. Sorry, now I'm just being a wanker (giving rise to the alternate sig "Some people you can't help, the rest you can't avoid - I'm both")

 

damn you, fatman! you nearly spoiled my registration with your accurate spelling of "sheriff", but i could not be deterred!

you've spotted me this time but i promise you, i'll be back! oh yes, i'll be back!

 

So you'd veil your insult instead? (Like I said, I'm not good at that hidden meaning stuff. For all I know, that statement is accusing me of being a loser, veiling itself throught it's openness and suggestiveness.)

I thought I'd already made clear my apology for my arrogance. Yes, I was proud of what I thought was my larger-than-average vocabularity, but you have used some words I didn't know. Although, I'm pretty sure I know some words that you don't *SMACK SMACK SMACK*...sorry about that...damn self-confidence trying to re-assert itself.

 

Okay, now I have to really come clean.

(a) You caught me red-handed on the loser thingy, although I was trying to be funny, not mean.

(b) I look up a lot of words to make myself appear to have a large vocabulary. I looked up profundity before I posted.

Sorry, I know it's cheating, but on we're on the internet where self-aggrandisement is an art.

*satisfied smirk at using another big word*