Schuylers need Snacks

So you think you killed the all those evil necromancers? Think again. My girlfriend forwarded me this joke from the onion suggesting otherwise:

Plan To Make Snacks Last Through Opening Credits Fails
EDEN PRAIRIE, MNâ€â€￾ Despite his best intentions, moviegoer Brad Schuyler failed to make his snack supply last beyond the opening credits of Monsters, Inc. Monday. "The Harry Potter trailer came on, and I guess I just got excited," said Schuyler, 26, who took his last bite as the words "Written By Dan Gerson" appeared on the screen. "Maybe I should have bought more than a box of Sno-Caps and a 32-ounce Coke, but the stuff costs so much." Next time he sees a film, Schuyler said he will not start eating until the studio logo appears.