Return of the Fic-Bitch

So yeah... which of the following little-used characters (fanfic wise, anyways) would y'all like me to use for my first short?

As with all my polls, you get a week. Wewt.

The Pros Of Each Character:

Dante - Swearing like you wouldn't believe and nice big dollop of anti-establishment bitterness.
Franklin Payne - I'm fond of the character, so you know I'll write him well. I might even finish that gods-be-damned Thanatos story from the website!
Geoffrey Tarrelond-Ashe - a.) it's fucking GEOFFREY and b.) it's Geoffrey getting a fuck.
Sebastian - Who doesn't like our mysterious bad-ass, eh?
Evil Virgil - Evil Virgil is fucking badass awesome crazy, and also he gets to fuck someone.

Anyone else notice that my bad boys are the ones getting some? I wonder what that says about me...

 

NO IT WILL NOT!!!! Necrophilia is SO not how this is gonna go. I was thinking more along the lines of Geoffrey and... well, let's just say I think I have created his perfect woman.

 

OK - You two have given me a bad case of what killed the cat.
Go with Geoffrey.

 

Looks like Geoffrey is gonna get some serious luvin.

And no, the massive fic died the day my brain was deprived of oxygen for three minutes.

 

Take Franklin too, after you've got Geoffrey.

 

Geoffrey. Is it even a question ? :-?

 

Wait.......you write.........erotic Arcanum fanfics?

I'm gonna go wash my hands.

 

Why ? What did you do with your hands ?

 

And they call me a perv....

 

Touche, sir!

A joke about feeling grossed out turned into a masturbation joke. Hoisted by my own petard!

 

Pecker.

 

:lol:
I should have seen that one coming!

Edit: OH CRAP!!!!!

 

I'm not gonna read it if there are no boobies in it.

 

:lol: I love you guys, these threads always turn into a giggle-fest.

There's definately a lot of Geoffrey luvin' on the way, it appears. And then we have a vote for Mr. Payne, so I think he'll probably be next...

And yes, yes, most if not all of these are going to be at least a bit smutty. I know you people.