Remember how "God kills a kitten every time you masturb

This was a really hot topic once on T-A. I recently found something to revive it.

 

That is exceptionally hilarious. We should do a poll to see how many women engage in that particular pastime. If they weren't a bunch of lying strumpets, we'd likely get a pretty high number.

 

And who doesn't love puppies...

 

Me, I honestly don't.

They are annoying as hell and thier barks are also very annoying. They slobber all over you and it's just gross...most of the time I just want to kick them!


But that's just me, I'm not a dog lover

 

Aww, you're a sweetheart Q. :heart:

 

Well, I think men do it a lot more than women.
Hey Q, why such hate against the poor things? Most puppies are lovely...

 

Well I think you do it alot more than me.

 

Never done it, myself. 0

 

What did I say? The strumpets will lie...

 

Um, no, sorry, telling the truth here.
The problem is, you men do it a lot and consider it normal. So you expect everyone to do it. We women don't do it that much, if we do. But you men can't understand that, so the only logical explanation to you is that we're lying. :razz:
And by the way, why strumpets? The word is an insult for women who have lots of sex, but not for masturbators.

 

I know I'm starting to spam, but this must be said: Si sta facendo un ditalino.

 

What's a "ditalino"?

 

"Fingering." The whole sentance means "She is fingering herself." Hahahaa...

 

You're right, you're starting to spam. And me too. Goodbye...

 

Isn't masturbation part of human life? With differences in frequency between men and women. More differences include talking about it. While men admit and see nothing wrong with it, women sneak at night into some remote place and do it in the darkness hoping no one will ever know. Hence, they never talk about it because they are ashamed...

How about all those vibrators and dildos? Hmmm? They only make those for fags?

 

Its ok for men to talk about it because its dirty and gross, and its ok for men to be dirty and gross, but being the sexual barbarians we are, we expect our womenfolk to be pristine virgins so therefore centuries of sexually repressed conversation has lead them to the accepted norm of viewing masturbation as a filthy thing. In my opinion its the same as when girls dont like to eat in front of guys, it doesnt make sense, but they dont want potential mates to think of them when they think of cheeseburgers.

Its just like sneezing or urinating or deficating in my opinion.

 

You obviously haven't heard girls talk dirty. Sometimes they make jokes which I wouldn't allow myself to tell them.

Anyway just my two cents on this one: when a guy masturbates it's pathetic, when a woman does it's sexy. 8)

 

Do you have to ruin everything amusing by bringing your leftist activism into it? Like I said before, nobody cares.

 

Hey i have a challenge to the board.

I will give you the first part of that Every time you xxxxxx and then You (the respective people of this board) Will make a suggestion on what god does.
Okay here is the line:

"Every you have furrysex"

Any suggestions?