Proof that the Jedi Church controls America

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  1. Dark Elf

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    Apparently, Darth Vader adorns the Washington National Cathedral, which is the place where a number of presidents have been buried, among other things. The pictures aren't 'shopped.

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    May the Force bless America!
     
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    "Trust your feelings....."
     
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    I find it very had to believe the "these aren't photoshopped" argument anymore. Photographic proof is becoming less and less reliable.

    On the other hand, that is pretty badass if it's true.
     
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    http://www.nationalcathedral.org/about/darthVader.shtml

    It's on their homepage, which is indicative of it being true even in a non-Internet way.

    Since both Yahweh and Vader claim to be your father, does that mean then that Vader is God?
     
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    Well, he is called Lord several times in the movies.....
     
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    Not to mention the fact that "Vader" is the Dutch word for "Father".
     
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    Jesus I am your father.
     
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    Clearly, this makes Vador some king of OverFather. The cool version from the old movies though, not the pussy "it's cold in here wah wah wah I can't act my way out of a paper bag" new movies Vador.
     
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    It would certainly cause the feminists a lot of anguish however if they discovered this, seeing as the twin sister of "Jesus" never got a church following and has been edited out completely from the Good Book. Hell, this also causes me a lot of anguish because it means that no altarpiece in the world depicts Leia in her metal bikini, and that we're now stuck with the blasphemous teaching that "Jesus" would have scolded one of his disciples for cutting off the ear of a Sith, ehm, Pharisee official, when in fact he probably did it himself by means of a lightsaber.

    Depressing, truly depressing. And look what became of the state of the world as a result of this.
     
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    I don't care about Vader being there...
    Why the Tanuki?!
     
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    Because the sculptor, apart from being a Star Wars fan, has spent way too much time playing Pocky & Rocky on the SNES.
     
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    YES

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    That game is made of pure win. It's hard (but enjoyably so) as well, or at least it was back when I played it.

    While I'm hotlinking wikipedia I might as well link to the real tanuki article:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki
     
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    Taxes well spent!
     
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    Pocky & Rocky is pure win. More so than than Vader church.
     
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