Problem with Morpheus 2.0

Hey, I now have the internet at home. Whoo-hoo for me. After over a year of saying it, and I finally got it.

Anyway, I installed Morpheus 2.0 (for use on my computer only, of course) well, how the phuck do you get it to connect? When I open it, and click on the search tab, I see a box that says "connecting.." but the muther phucker never connects!! Please help a poor, illitarite, inbred, redneck country bumpkin who's sister is also my cousin and moonlights as my wife ever other day, which is working out great, by the way.

"Incest is best,
Put your sister to the test.
The closer the kin,
The deeper it goes in.
So take off your pajamas,
And bang your mama."

 

Just curious, where did you post to this forum from before?

As for Morpheus, well, I can't help you there. I use iMesh myself. Love the incest poem as well .

P.S. You spelt illiterate wrong.

 

My suggestion is uninstall it, and go get Win MX. But that's just me..I hated Moprheus 2.0, and Kazaa. Mostly because I hate adware. I hate popups. And the fact that both programs (prolly due to the incessant adware) made my computer run like crap.

I liked the earlier versions better.

 

Work. I'm surprised you didn't see that before. I mentioned it a few times.

Well, shit.

Now that was funny as shit. I actually lol'ed.



[edit] Oh yeah, and

No shit. [/edit]

 

I missed, I guess. I've read your rants on the guy you work with who always clocks off early, but I can't remember any specific instances of you saying you posted from there.

Glad you liked it.

Well, I wasn't sure if it was intentional or not. So I figured I'd "P.S." it.

 

MOTHER FUCKING MORPHEUS STILL HASN'T CONNECTED!!! Dammit.. Been up for like 45 minutes now.. SURELY, I'm doing something wrong. Or not doing something..

 

You using a firewall by any chance? Those screw up things like morpheus no end?

 

Probably some problem at the other end. Find another filesharing program.

 

Naw, I don't have a firewall. I couldn't even tell you what a firewall is. It's all I can do to spell it.

I don't know what to do....

1. Put my fucking boot through the screen.
2. Delete Morpheus, then do number 1.
3. Download porn, spank off, then do number 1.
4. Go to bed.

 

Why not delete Morpheus, then prevail upon your wife for sexual favours, er, duties?

 

2 reasons.

1. She's asleep.
2. It's only been, um, a few hours since my last "favour".

He he. Jar, I swear, is that all you think about? Every time I mentioned my wife in the past, that's what you posted about. Like the time I posted a rant about that dumbass that rearended my truck, and I said, "I threw my arm in front of my wife" Your response? "Did you cop a feel?"

You're a dumbass. A funny dumbass, though.

 

1. So?
2. See No. 1

People are so sensitive about their significant others, I feel obligated to make jokes.

I'm also not married .

 

Get married. Then you will realize why so.

Have you ever heard that saying, "Put one marble in a jar for every time you have sex before marriage. Then, once married, take one marble out for every time you have sex, and you'll never empty the jar." Pretty close to the truth. Something about marriage kills your sex drive. 5 minutes of humping, then 16 hours of sleep.

 

No, I've never heard that saying.

Maybe it could be adapted for inbred families in this way:

"Put a marble in a jar for every female relative that you have. Once they've had your child, give that child a marble to play with."

Still, what about people who believe in that chastity before marriage deal. What are THEY supposed to do?

 

I don't know. Are there actually people out there who do that?

 

Yeah, quite a few actually. Some Christians (probably mainly comprised of Catholics) and if a Muslim woman isn't a virgin when she marries, there's fucking hell to pay. People kill each other over this stuff.

 

Hmmm have to try that idea....wonder if that applys to all the women I have been with......if thats the case....I have a shitload of jars to fill up. :grin:

P.S. have you tried to register your username and password???

 

Get rid of morpheus

Get rid of morpheus, it sux. Try Kazaa Lite: http://www.kazaalite.com/ It is Kazaa without the massive amounts of spyware and adware it shoves into your computer's @$$

Firewalls:
Firewalls can mess up your file-sharing capabilities, and if you have windows XP, then you have a firewall. If you have Norton (or just about any other virus protection), then you have a firewall, and it will have to be disabled. If either of these apply to you, I can tell you how to disable the firewall.

 

some clarifaction please oh retarded one, is it morpheus itself that's not connecting or is it the "files" you want that's not connecting, if it's the files then you're just going to have to wait till the user your uploading from let's you take it from thier HD. do you have file sharing on, a lot of people wont let you get stuff from them if you don't. however if it's morpheus itself that's not working then fuck it off, yell at screen loud enough to wake your missus and then go crying to her in the hopes of pity sex.

 

mrnobodie, it's morpheus itself that isn't connecting. I uninstalled the mother fucker. However, I want it back again. I have Windows ME, and I have Norton virus condoms. So I guess I have a fire wall. Can you remove a firewall and still be protected from viruses? (I know I'm fucking stupid when it comes to computers)