Porn Star reads to children, School tries to deny it.

That is, in fact, the whole deal.

She retired in '09, decided it would be a good idea to give something back that wasn't her vagina or a snowball.
Now she reads to kids! Seriously, what's the harm unless she's still covered in semen?

 

Clearly porn stars are inhuman monsters whose mere existence will turn our children into delinquents. They should be shot. How dare that woman take time out of her day to read to children.

Now George Bush reading to children while the Twin Towers fall, THERE'S someone with principles.

 

I think clearly Gross stumbled on this from wondering why Sasha Grey had disappeared from some of his favourite websites.

 

Actually, it was this.
I was searching for the legendary Bili Ape, so I typed in "giant chimpanzee" in google. Found several pertinent articles, some google videos, and the above link, which I thought was hilarious. Sasha's article was the last buzzfeed icon on the right, and I clicked it. Honestly, never knew she existed until I scrolled down the page.
Unfortunately, not much is known about the massive chimp, aside from that it kills and eats lions, catches fish, and is relatively docile, as in, they're more curious about people and don't see them as a threat. Given an average Bili weighs 300 pounds and is immune to the poisonous arrows used to hunt its smaller cousins, they probably don't have much to worry about from us. Living in the embattled Congo, within a nearly impenetrable jungle, however, severely hampers any studies that could be done. Oh, they walk upright and normally range between 6' and 6'6".
Edit: Huh. Searched for her on one of my "sites," and now that I've seen pictures of her reading to kids, I don't feel comfortable watching her have sex on camera. I'm wondering if a similar feeling would be achieved if I had watched her have sex first, then saw her reading to kids...well, I'll never really know. I just figure if she's reading to kids to promote literacy and education, she can't be a horrible person.

 

A likely story; who hasn't used the old "I was looking for a massive hairy chimp" line to cover the fact that they were really just searching for porn?

 

Hey, I didn't need to justify my discovery of Sasha reading to kids by talking about the new sub species, but I felt it was less revealing than describing what lead to searching for giant chimps. I'm totally about to go there if you really want too much information;
I had already looked at porn before looking for chimps-and as I edited my earlier post, my first experience watching Sasha was a bit of a dud. I can't see her like that since the first time I saw her she was reading to kids.
"Well, that's done. Oh, recently discovered cryptids!"
Exact thought process...except I think in pictures, so it was more like Boobs...less boobs...no boobs...Congolese Legendary Ape!
The massive monkey butt being groped by another monkey was purely coincidental, and very funny.
I guess every primate male is a bit of an ass man.

 

Indeed, which is why cleavage evolved, so we could look at ass even while mating face-to-face.

Ain't evolution grand?

 

Remember that scene from Coneheads when Beldar is walking naked through the locker room at the country club and it looks like he's got nipples on his butt? That's the image in my head right now.

 

As long as porn stars don't read to teens with raging hormones, what's the harm? (Actually, I have no position on this issue.)

 

I had thought that your position was that boobies were created because Jehova is also an ass-man.

 

I knew it was going to be Sasha Grey before I even clicked on the link, I'll admit.

 

Seriously? Not even a twitch to one side? From all of the research I've done on her counting from yesterday to about a minute ago, she's apparently very prolific in her work (160 films), thinks most hardcore movies aren't hardcore enough (perhaps the horniest woman to step in front of a camera), and refused cosmetic surgery to enhance her looks, which actually gives her integrity when most of the women around her were doing nose jobs, collagen injections, breast implants...anything, really, to get ahead in the industry. But, since retiring, she's gone to "legitimate" film and modelling, and all that dirty stuff happened about 2 years ago.
My concern is, due to the public outcry, that's possibly one less person to read to children. Strangely enough, about 60 million US citizens admit to using porn in some way, which would statistically translate to about 1 in 5 consenting adults. That means, there's a reasonable probability that some of the parents complaining about her having sex on camera have watched porn, and possibly are fans of hers. I've heard the argument that she shouldn't be allowed around children due to the nature of her films;
being "abused" for money. Oddly enough, she put herself in that situation, and if a responsible adult says, "Most of the triple X I see is boring and does not arouse me physically or visually. I am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfills everyone’s fantasies," she's doing her job and arguably doesn't personally consider it abuse, and if no laws were broken during filming, it's not legally considered abuse either. In all actuality, the viewer is being abused; she commands the viewer to watch due to how much she's willing to do, and in this way takes advantage of her audience.
The same person who argued she can't be around kids for that reason also said they didn't care if it was "just" porn. Seriously, if it's got three X's in the rating already, I'm not sure it really matters how much is going on. But...I'm probably screaming at a deaf audience and postulating for no real reason; you already said you've got no feelings either way.

Ah, but Jehova created man in His image, meaning he's turned on by His own ass. And boobs.

 

I don't know, she did let other men rub their asses in her face whilst she rimmed them. I don't really have strong feelings either way either, but someone who did that reading books to your kids is slightly weird. I guess what I'm saying is that I can see arguments for both sides, but saying that if she was reading books to my future children I wouldn't care.

 

There's porn I straight-up don't get, but obviously, there's an audience for everything. I just think it's ok because it's not what she's doing right now. She didn't clean up after a tough shoot (heh) and then start reading to the kids. If that was the case, I would at the least raise some questions. A lot of things can happen within two years, but what's probably going to be really weird is when she releases the autobiographical documentary of her experiences from 18-21, a.k.a. the time during which she had sex within 160 movies, which she had actually been getting ready for before she started working in porn...which makes me think she's some sort of maniacal genius who planned the whole thing in advance.
Fake...just like Kim Kardashian's wedding! No one makes millions of dollars when they get married. She actually made getting married lucrative. Then got a divorce. I saw a picture of her during the ceremony and a little over 72 days later, and her lips were visibly bigger. Who makes money off of existing on camera and getting married? it makes me wonder if, in some way, she's smarter than the rest of us. I'm totally going to try to get a few wedding sponsorships if I get married. But, before that, I'll make a sex tape with Ray J, because people totally know who that guy is, and release the tape the night before I unveil my reality show with my two trolls and get plastic surgery. IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM!

 

I was getting all geared up for a Sasha Grey marathon and then I clicked that damned giant monkey butt link and now I've suddenly fallen out of the mood.

I guess I'll go for a run instead. Thanks Grossenschwamm.

 

I will never understand why people find Sasha Grey attractive. I have never seen any of her porno flicks, but she is present in a lot of season 7 of Entourage when the main character (Vince) starts dating her. And she looks rather unattractive in those episodes.

 

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED THE FILTHY ACTRESS, YOU MUST BE SATISFIED BY THE FUNNY MONKEY'S THROW-PILLOW ASS.

 

She probably smashed just as many drugs as she did dicks.

 

Hey, we can't all be perfect. And, I wish she'd chosen a different career path to start herself off and end the controversy. But, if wishes were vaginas, we'd all be able to fuck ourselves and she wouldn't be able to work anyway. So hey, here's to Sasha smashing...dicks? That sounds painful. However, if a guy says he's crushed a certain amount of pussies, it sounds like he- shit, that doesn't look right either. I've heard both now. Maybe, if she was smashing that guy's dick, just as he was crushing her pussy...yep. The end of all metaphors.

 

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