Poking contest

Alright you guys. There's a poking contest on DoA forums already so I thought it would be about time to start one here.
Rules are simple, just start your poke with a * followed by: pokes, and then you poke who or what ever you like... example:

*pokes rosies cool signature picture*

*pokes spammers*

The people here who have been on DoA might give the rest of you a lead, since they probably read the idea.

For some more ideas:
http://www.forumplanet.com/RPGPlanet/ar ... 461887&p=1

 

Hmmm, is this just some secret scheme to get your post count back up?
Ah, screw it:

*pokes the moderators*

*pokes self*

*pokes the emoticons*

 

There we go

*pokes the person with the highest post count*

*pokes DoA forums*

*pokes all the goodie-goodies*

*pokes pure evil.... oh, that's me... I forgot* :evil: :wink: :evil:

 

Yeah, I already poked myself

 

*pokes himself, again and again, and again...*

 

*pokes everyone and every thing at random*
SPOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
*pokes strange things under the couch*
pointy! ouch!

 

*pokes Vyaas, so to help him a bit*

*pokes Josh because.... well I really don't know why... ahhh what the heck... pokes Josh some more*

And CtofDiscord (yes it is a great way, I know... but that's not my main motive... I just like poking, I'm addicted you know)

 

*pokes supermodels in the back, to steal something from Mr.Nobodie(We steal so very much from him) here are my hands, now, do you still feel me poking?*

 

*pokes Notharah* if only the nation of the world solved thier problems this way

 

If only :-?

*pokes the avatars selected by post counts* (heh, I'm an expert already)

*pokes DW to get him to poke here too*

*pokes Lydia 'cause I KNOW she's gonna poke here when she notices I made a new thread*

 

*pokes a big red butten*
computer voice: self-destruct active!
Me: that the 5th time this week I've turned on a self-destruct system

 

*pokes the button on my rocket launcher*

*pokes Josh for doing that again :evil:* keep up the good work Josh

*pokes the poking*

*pokes submit*

*pokes return to forum*

 

*pokes all the pokers iwht an ice pick* Take that I say!

 

I'm taking it, I'm taking it

*pokes Joshes fear for clowns* -eavil laughter-

*pokes the extremely fast rate my posts are going up* wheeee, I nearly got 100, this took mee a few weeks at DoA forums, again: wheeeee

*pokes wheeee* (that's rather lame isn't it)

*pokes the fine I got today for driving through a red light on my bike* buahhhhhhrrghhh. 23 euro's down the drain, aaaarghhhhhh

*pokes the long time my connections meen on*

 

*pokes every arcanum forum I'm on* That's DoA Terra Arcanum and Sierra Arcanum (last one is npt that much fun but no matter)

*pokes euhmmmm... the mods, yes... pokes the mods* 0

 

*pokes the mouse button*

*pokes the part of his brain which thinks this is lame*

 

*pokes the 1337 guy for 1337 speak is not allowed in his new Communist Regime*

 

*Pokes that part of your brain too* (have it removed !!!pleeeeaaaasssse!!)
this is so much fun!! (and good for your post count) think positive dude!!

 

*pokes through his own brain for the hell of it*

 

I did this one on DoA already:

*pokes himself on the hart and then realizes he doesn't have one* where'd it go??? ohhhhhh yes, I sold it when I converted to 'the dark side'