Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

in response to the roman/greek poll.

 

Ooh, comfy fence.

 

In their own way, they're both cool. Yea, I'm a fence-sitter.

 

Pirates! Pirates! Pirates! Pirates! Pirates!

(Real ones, not wussy movie pirates.)

 

OK! For a start its a ridiculous question.
I mean Fuck! Its like asking, whats better, Ying or Yang.
Im going to look at this in the most methodical view as i possibly can.
For a start.....

Power: ok, i dont give a fuck what you say, a Ninja is going to kick the shit out of a Pirate. Even old Stringy Pete wouldnt match up to the power of a Ninja. And please dont think im tallking about the lame view that Hollywood has created for Ninjas. Its similar to the question whats better, Samurai or Ninja? The fact is Ninjas are undetectable warriors of the shadows. There are strategic masters and not to mention, deadly fighters. they rarely have to resort to using there Wakazashi.
And then you have.... Pirates.... yes im sure there powerfull warriors but the fact is they fight in numbers. The tactics they use are so similar to that of the Sandmen in Star Wars. But there individual skills are way below par to that of a ninja or anyone with fairly good training in the martial arts.
Attitude: now this is up to you and it depends on what your into. If you like the whole "Im going to kill you in a silent yet deadly voice" or "Arrghhh, ill fuck your woman and children then steal your gold!". But seriously i actually love pirates but i have to say they are no match for Ninjas. At all. Right im off to bed. Am a little bit pissed as it was my birthday today!

 

The Ultimate Ninja page (apparantely)

Believe it or not I got this link from Maddox's (the biggest pirate fan EVER) site.

 

Arrggghhhh!! The pirate wenches be far purtier than ninja-bitches. They wares dem masks fer a reason!
Anyways, me to busy piratin booty to vote!

 

A wench is always purdier than a bitch; it's sort of implied by the terminology. Wherefore I repeat:

 

Maximus, you have just swayed my vote to pirates.

 

You should have seen the first image I was debating posting, it would have converted all but hellbokos.

And just for you Rosenshyne.

 

I'm sorry, but in my opinion, ninjas are way cooler. Pirates are also quite... interesting? but since I'm part of Bakatsuki, I can't let my ninjafellows down.

 

that's awesome, maximus, thank you

 

What's wrong with this one, hm?



And why are not pirinjas in the poll? Prejudice, I say!

 

Pirinjas? Are those like some sort of piratical piranha ninjas?

 

Looks like a sabre to me (yes, I spell British); and where's the kikaz ninja outfit? Them's some sort of disco duds.

 

Since she can still kick your sorry ass, I think you should shut up.

 

*shuts up*

 

Ninjas? Buhh...
Pirates? No.
Robots, mechas? YES!