Outback Jack

There's this new television show coming out called "Outback Jack" where twelve supposedly hot city girls go to the Australian outback to win the affection of a sexy Australian man. The last girl standing gets to date outback Jack. It's just like Survivor, but with a vegemite twist. Jar, I was just wondering, are you Outback Jack?

 

No, I'm not a big fan of country style living myself. I prefer to not live on a limited amount of running water. Also, where are they picking those chicks from? I've met quite a few people from the outback (hazards of boarding school) and I seriously doubt any of them would fall for some "It's all about image/style" New York debutante type person. I have pretty big doubts about the concept of the show, and it's long term success.

 

the previews for the show are awesome. keep in mind these are all american chicks we're talking about here... they show a clip of a blonde girl crying, saying "they should burn down the whoel outback and build a mall!!!!"

i'm wondering if it would be justifiable homicide to go after the shows producers...

 

"they should burn down the whoel outback and build a mall!!!!"

Definitily NOT a good idea, I've been in a bushfire, about as much fun as being at ground Zero for a Nuke.

i'm wondering if it would be justifiable homicide to go after the shows producers...


Is it possible start fundraising for bounty on these idiots. :-x

 

Well, seeing as I never watch reality TV, I await everyone else's appraisals/reviews of the show.

 

It's stereotype-tastic.

 

Always a good laugh.

 

It's disgusting. Crikey, Jack is a tribute to Australia, as well as the Aussie spirit, and he's been put on this horrible show with all these yanks. I think he should get a fair-dinkin Aussie outback sheila. Bloody yanks wouldn't know the rear end of a brumby from the rear end of a man. Not that I'd know...

 

Wolf, why the fuck are you writing like that? Are you trying to sound like a bad Steve Irwin rip off?

 

i saw more previews... the show is well underway now, and apparantly the girls are pushing each other into croc-infested waters in the hope of impressing Jack... since they're all big-city bitches, i'm not entirely sure why they want some dude who lives in the middle of nowhere, but okay...

 

Because he looks like a damn underwear model.

 

Jar, I do my best to feed the stereotype of Australians.

 

The man is ugly. He has this creepy little mouth. No sensible woman would want that on their unseen parts.

 

If he's a genuine outback guy, the thought of doing that hasn't even crossed his mind .

 

Like that german couple?

 

from a religious background, huh? wonder which religion... even catholics aren't that repressed

 

I think they are.

 

WHAT THE FUCK!!!, I don't care what type of social environment they grew up in, what about when they hit puberty?... just what were they told was happening to them?, who was educating them?, did they even get an education?, or just handed a bible and told "here you go".

 

The bible is all the education a young child needs :roll: