Now here's something to be proud of

http://sma.swellserver.com/news/top_sto ... record.php

Anyone care to attempt to brake the record?

 

Damn that is a lot of dead kittens.

 

Oh yeah... I can relate!!! :-o :lol:

 

I bet no one shook his hand to congratulate him.

 

Now I know there really is a record for everything. I wonder who set the record on the woman’s side of this competition.

Now with that “under his beltâ€￾ he should be able to sell himself off a good manwhore.

“To get your round with the worlds most horny man Please call (1-800-IN-PUSSY)
that’s (1-800-467-8779)"

If you get bored dial that number, then if it’s a regular person tell them what there number spells. If it’s a wrong number or you have extra time try different area codes. Then post about what you find.

 

Wishful thinking. You may keep wondering; not many women will admit that they masturbate.

Good to see you around, Baal, I hope that bastard boss you've got is not giving you a hard time.

 

Don't tell me you don't. Because you know that's bullshit.

 

Of course I'd rather have sex. As a matter of fact I do masturbate, if there are no decent guys around, but meh, who cares.

 

You must be the first woman I have ever heard of not denying that she masturbates.

 

But have you ever masturbated over 30 times a day?

 

As I said, not many will admit it. But have you asked many women?

What for? I'm sure I'd feel numb if I did that.

:lol:

 

Well you need to practice in case I ever come to South America darlin.

 

Choo mean? I'd need to masturbate if you came over to South America? Something doesn't... ehem... work properly?

 

No, I mean you need to keep your stamina up. It's annoying when women pass out after only 7 or 8 times.

 

Pass out? :???:
That's why they should practise tantra. It's the best.

 

As a Drill Sergeant once told me, "98% of the population of the world will admit to masturbating. The other 2% lie about it."

 

Is not atleast 2% of the population in such a age that they cannot achive erection and therfore unable to masturbate?