Man hits girlfriend with alligator

Girlfriend 'hit with alligator'

A man in the US state of Florida was arrested after he allegedly used his pet alligator to hit his girlfriend.
David Havenner, 41, faces misdemeanour charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said the authorities.

Girlfriend Nancy Monico claimed he beat her with his fists and then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, said officials.

The three-foot (one metre) alligator, which had been kept in a bathtub, was handed to Florida wildlife officials.

"He threw [the alligator] at me," 39-year-old Ms Monico said on ABC News. "I don't think he knew what he was doing. He was just throwing it at me."

She also alleged Mr Havenner threw beer bottles at her at their home in Port Orange, central Florida, said the sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson.

Mr Havenner's version of the story differed. According to the Associated Press, he told investigators Ms Monico bit his hand because she was upset they had run out of alcohol.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3903967.stm

 

How much Redneck did the protagonists in this sainéte had in them?

 

Heh, nice.

Feel bad for the girl though, she should have never been with this asshole in the first place...

 

Hey, the guy was cool (and mad) enough to throw an alligator at her. This takes the phrase "Sic 'em, boy!" to a whole new level.

 

Hey, us rednecks don't put up with no shit. Ain't no bitch of a woman gonna smart-ass, and not get popped for it.


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Shit, gotta go. The wife needs her bikini line waxed again.

 

But this man is in big touble with the law. In the ancient Islam legal systen he would even be in bigger touble. The early muslum didnot tolerate wife beater too well.

 

Given that women have pretty much no rights according to Islam, I doubt it would have been too much of an issue Charles. I've also noticed in the past they don't have too many problems with demonising, stoning and repressing women, so I don't think wife beating would be THAT badly thought of.

 

Hey, retard i'm kind of wondering, seeing as my leather whip is falling apart due to massive use, how is good is alligators for spanking?

 

A bit of extra bite in every hit ?

 

Well, the alligator would probably be pissed.... But, if you mean for spanking a smart-ass woman, gator hide is very durable. It's all in how you tan the hide. If you don't pack enough salt on it, it will get brittle, and won't be good for anything. Pack that sucker in salt, (make sure all the fat is scraped off good,) and cork it up in a salt box or barrel that's air tight. After 3 days, open it up, and repack the hide with salt. Then again after 10 days, and so on. After about a month of curing, take the hide and stretch it out good and tight. Scrape away fatty residue and salt. Viola. You now have a supple, but tough piece of hide that, if wound and bound, will make one more hellacious wife beater.

Just don't let than Second Department find out about it. They will send than Christian Fundt. and convert you to Islam. Right, Chuck?

 

You are wrong as the founder of Islam stronger disapprove of beating any woman unless there is than very good valid. It than woman was trying to harm herself with than 14 inches long knife you are allow to phyical use force to disarm her but once you disarm her no more force can be use. You can grab her arm than make her drop the knife. In some case wife beater due to the extend of the way they beat they wife actural got the death sentence. Alot of Muslum Countries nation today donot really practice Islam. It you where to read the Koran careful you would know wife beating is than very serire crime under early Islam. In some Muslum country they are either useing old tribal law or western culture law.

Even in Western law once you disarm than person you cannot use force anymore against that person.

 

It must be one of those laws that is made to be broken.

So, if I am wielding an axe against my pissed-off neighbor, it is alright to chop off his limbs, thereby rendering him disarmed, yes?

 

Nah, you should use minimum force. Chop off his fingers, more like.

 

Fuck that, give him a pre-emptive lobotomy.

 

Yeah, I wouldn't want him slapping me around with his dick.

 

It you want to use self defence as your legal protection against assult charge. The only time I ever hit my ex-wife was when she was trying to hurst herself. The DA said since I didnot hit after I disarm her I didnot assult her. Than very inportant legal point.

 

speaking of dangerous animals, one of my hermit crabs pinched me about an hour ago and i still can't feel my thumb. damn thing. it was the first time it pinched me, i was starting to think their claws were decorations.

 

I think you mean a vasectomy, xento.

Mmm....vasectomy by axe ...

 

Oh, yes, that's my bad.

Ah, yes. An axe has so many useful purpouses. After all, the Bible says "If hour hand causes you to do evil, cut it off. If your tongue causes you to do evil, cut it out." Well, if I find my future wife cheating, I may just have to decide that the cheatee's cock has caused him to do evil.

Oh, sounds great. If your wife is about to harm herself, you can be a gentleman and do it for her.