Live Role Play

Well, after a week of roleplaying, I can easily say that I'm ready to fall down on the dirt and die. God, I'm tired. Tired of bad quests, tired of twelve-year-olds and tired of fixed final battles.

But it wasn't all that bad really; I had great fun too, running around the woods playing my character. And, of course, bashing the kiddos with my trusty trusty warhammer "Suck on it, Stang!" .

Anyways, I'm back, and I'm almost certain you haven't missed me. But I've missed you. Hi guys.

 

Hi, Wolfsbane!

Sounds like you had a good time. Where was this little to-do at? And what was it called?

 

Well, it took place in a forest with a small cottage-village in it just outside Norrtälje, a town outside Stockholm. The event was called "A knife in the dark", and it was all about a war between the worldwide empire and a country called "Necraria". The story was really cool, but the event itself wasn't just that great.

 

You should have turned traitor and kidnapped the princess yourself. Stockholm Syndrome man, your country invented it.

 

Well Blinks, I did kidnap a baroness, who just happened to be the mayor of the village. No love story, though (she's not my type really).
We traded her for the village ore mine and 1500 unmarked coins. A great profit.

 

In general, it matters if she's not your type. But in your particular case that takes a back-seat to whether or not the back of her head is your type.

 

To answer the first question: It was a silver mine, so it would've been quite profitable for all of us, espescially with the 1500 coins to hire workers.

And the back of her head ain't my style either, Blinks, you pervert.

 

No one shops for a wedding ring between battles. All sex during adventures is strictly non-binding in a relationship sense.

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Vikings have a tradition of you having to marry a woman you raped?

 

That's a travesty of barbarianism!

 

So true

 

haha, LARP-nerd!

 

You would rape them so you didn't have the freakin burden of marrying.

 

Firstly I dont rape.
And secondly who the hell wants to get married?

 

Well i may have planted the little tel seeds in a few shelias around the world but meh at least I know there are some kids out there not worth killing.

 

You know.... You left yourself wide open for some rather nasty insults.

 

Yeah..... Say you dont own a riot shield that i could borrow do you rroyo?
Ill give you anything