Jungle Japes

In keeping with the recent trend of naming threads after people, I decided to make one in honor of Yours Truly. Now, I know I haven't been mysteriously absent or presumed dead, but I think I'm a pretty special guy and I wanted all of you to have a chance to tell me how great I am.

So, who will be the first to sing my praises?

 

Do I know you?

 

You stopped arguing with me once when it seemed that we had no more to say, rather then said argument devolving into useless flames...so, kudos I guess.

 

I'll sing your praises for adding slob-knob to my vocabulary.

*sings, but is terribly off key*

 

I still believe that you are a sexist.

 

Thanks to the combination of Japes and Nobodie, I may never be disturbed by anything I see on the internet for the rest of my blasted life.

Although I will admit that some goatse still makes me cringe a little.

 

I salute you *salutes*

You have served.
You are serving.
You will probably continue to serve.

For that I thank you.

 

That's weird, I don't recall habitually posting psychologically damaging material. Unless you are referring to that prancing, penis-shaped monstrosity I used to have in my sig.

 

That would be the one, yes. Wowza, did that break my brain when I first saw it.

 

Who the fuck are you people and what have done with the real TA cast?

 

You've got me, on both counts.

 

Honestly, I expected this thread to get locked and vaulted by our trusty admins before anyone responded.

 

You're trying to get into the vault of folly?

 

Everyone needs a goal in life.

 

I think he has too much time on his hands.
Maybe someone should had over to his neck of the woods and try to instigate some looting.
Looters always seems to keep him busy and out of trouble.

 

At least looters will keep him busy.

And I don't think admins will bother locking threads and throw them away, unless, uh, ...

 

Not exactly. I was trying to make a joke, but fully expected it to get vaulted in short order.

And yes, I do have too much time on my hands. It's a 4-day weekend for Veterans Day.

 

It's a 4-day weekend... Why are you not out getting drunk and banging some random (or not so random, you never know) hot chick, man?! Come on! Get out there and spread your genetic material! Don't deprive the next generation of your fearsome power!