Jack Chick - Craziest Motherfucker Ever

Jack Chick is the craziest motherfucker ever. Don't believe me? Read www.chick.com and see some "inspiring" tracts of his there. Also read multiple accounts of the same event of people being saved.

Seriously, this guy is batshit insane. I'd rather have Adolf Hitler come up with the laws for my Communist Regime than believe anything this guy says. You don't take a grain of salt with what he writes - you take an entire fucking continent's worth.

This guy has wacky theories all over the place, not to mention his somewhat dubious theological beliefs. For one, he believes that not only did Communism originate from the Vatican, but that the Vatican put Hitler in power to subjugate the Communists after Marx betrayed them. Yes, you heard right - Marx and Engels were supposedly closet Roman Catholics, but Marx changed the wordings in Das Kapital from "the church" to "the state", thereby circumventing the Vatican's plan.

He's got an entire tract devoted to this labelled "Macho". Read it if you want a good laugh - it's in the special order section, which they only do if you order 10000 copies or more.

Oh, and I shouldn't forget his stances on things like Roman Catholics and homosexuals - I'm sure whatever flavour of the month religious TV celebrity isn't half as harsh as good ole Jack Chick. (in reference to homosexuality) Absolutely... stay away from it. It smells of devils and death - and God hates it! He's a perfect example of religious zeal gone wrong - he's the only person right about religious matters in the whole universe. The possibility that he might be wrong isn't a factor he considers. He's so hypocritical it isn't funny. Actually, it is.

He seems to have some pathological obsession with Roman Catholics - all because he (and some Christians) believe that you can only be saved through faith, and Roman Catholics believe you get saved through good deeds.

I could write pages on how crazy this bastard is, but all you really have to do is read his page to understand. Anytime I get depressed from now on, I'm going to read his page and have a laugh at Jack's expense.

 

This man thinks that Harry Potter teaches children evil magic. Although I must resist the temptation to fly to kill him... I must also resist the urge to email him a wake up call. It will do no good. It has been said more than once... Incest is not a victimless crime. On a more serious note, this man is very weak. He is weak because he feels that everything challenges his faith, and that he needs to broadcast what he thinks. Doesn't he realise that nobody gives a fuck?

This is incorrect, it is not taught freely. I don't think that they teach religion in schools at all. Other religious groups are tax-exempt as well. (For some very stupid reason) I don't understand what he's trying to prove by saying that other than the fact that he's a flaming asshole.

Boo fucking who.

Oh my god. These people gave out religious booklets and the kids were happy? I refuse to believe this.

I got really mad when I visited this website, so sorry if I sound like a complete asshole. I think it's fine for people to believe in what they want, but this sort of shit pisses me off. Really badly. This guy needs to take his head out of his ass, and do something constructive. He can start by shooting himself.

 

My favorite one involves a lady being haunted by the Hell-tormented soul of her Catholic friend for not converting her to "true" christianity. It makes no sense!!

 

Like I said - craziest motherfucker. The sad thing is, you can't reason with people like him. He's doomed to be a head case for the rest of his life, no matter what anyone else does or says to prove him wrong. God Himself could come down from on high and tell Jack "You're wrong buddy...you've got it ALL wrong" and Jack would probably refuse to listen to him on religious grounds, like some obscure passage in the Bible.

 

If you read the one about Sodom, you come to realize that his attempts at drawing drag queens look a lot like he does himself.

Coincidence?

 

HAHAHAHA! Religious fanatico...

 

Actually, the "Dead to Rights" comic there is really good - shares pretty much all of my sentiments, and some of those of my friend who's really into the Bible (but in a good way, he doesn't force it on anyone). They both (friend and comic) agree on a lot of important points, which reinforces my belief that my beliefs are right¹, and that includes Jack Chick is the craziest motherfucker ever!





¹Or at least, I believe my beliefs to be right at this point in time.

 

Beginning to suspect:

Is it possible that nbrosz is the long lost love child of Jack Chick?

 

'twould seem so... I thought devout Catholics/Christians (whatever the hell Chick is) weren't s'psed to have love children... :-o

 

I read afew of his outright falsehood. That why I fear his type of people more than any terrorist group in the world. I fear America and the West is heading for than other Dark Age.
Afew example. The head of a conservative activist group suggested American Muslim be forceful deport out of America even it cizren of America.

Than other one is. Meanwhile the University of North Carolina is being sued by the Christian (my own word(Terrorist Group called the Family Policy Network)Terrorist group pick inorent sounding name to hide their Terrorist nature), for asking incomeing freshman to read a book called " Approaching the Qur"an: The Early Revelations," an assignment FOX NEW NETWORK( own
by than anti-Islamist organite that like to disort the truth when ever possible)
Bill O' Reilly compared to teaching Hitler's "Mein Kampf" in 1941.Mr Bill O' Reilly is than well knowed anti-Islamist. A North Carolina state legislator told a local radio station own and run by Christian fund. that he is going to end acadamily freedom at the University so he can have the Christian Fund. take over the University than brainwash student with Christian Fund.
ibelief.

 

Who is Jack Chick anyway?
And what is a "love child"?

 

If you read the rest of the thread, your first question ("who") will be answered in full detail. As for your second question ("what"), um, if you don't know, far-be-it from me to be the one to burst your mental cherry

 

If you don't, someone else will.

 

Oh, I think I'll let someone else have the pleasure. No fair if I have ALL the fun

 

Nbrosz, remember that thread you made about one-night stands? Well, say Mr. Chick decided to go get randy with a cheap motel maid in the laundry room, and didn't bother to go the convenience store to buy condoms. If they are really unlucky, in nine months one of you will be born, thus resulting in what is generally called a "love child" - the unwanted product of a purely sexual relationship. Luchaire was being doubly clever by suggesting not only that you are sounding suspiciously similar to Chick, but also that Chick is a hypocrite.

Jarinor, the "Dead to Rights" one echoes many of my own sentiments, as well, although I like to imagine that I'd phrase it in a way that was slightly less cheesy.

 

The comic IS a parody of Jack Chick after all - he's cheesy, and so is the comic. I was just commenting on how I agreed with most of the points made in the comic.

Unless, of course, you are referring to how cheesily I said that I agreed with what was said. In which case Kay's Black Ops squad should be visiting you very shortly...

 

The way they attack role-playing is total wrong an the dumb media in America eat it up. I once talk to than Roman Church Offical who work for the
Inquestion office and he told me saying the name of than Demon doesnot make appear an it that was the CASE thid planet would be flood with then right now, the rital in role-playing have no power to do anything plus they are
not accurate at all.
The reason most Christian Fund attack the Roman Church is the Roman Church is haveing improve relationship and interfaith dialogue with other religions of the world. Plus they feel threaten if other people donot beleive the way they do. I was once than member of than Luthian Church an we never use any of Jack Chick parment at all.
It remain me of all the supermarket taliod list all of the trait of than serial killer, I meet almost all of then I than a loner. Than hight ranking police offical told then once not to worry the only trait all serial killer have in common with each other and not list is that as young children and as adult they love tortureing animal to death espectal cats and dogs. An that that is one of thing they look for than a possible supect serial killer.

 

Ahem, some adults LOVE to have love with animals, torture or no (the animals seem to like it), but do they do it when they are kids too?