I'm going away!

Oh! The horrors! I'll be gone for 3 days!

In Canberra.
Bye.

 

Be sure to drop by the former Micro Forte offices there. You know, the ones that got closed and where the entire Fallout Tactics team got laid off?

Anyway, see ya in three days, and have fun... :smile:

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*A small red lenselight flickers in the dimly lit bowels of the mighty starfloating vessel. Reflecting calculated intelligense*

-"Please don`t go...."




- Zen

 

Don't drink too much there, man. Otherwise we'll not be able to recognize you when you'll be back... :wink:

 

I take it you are going to pick up another consignment of rice?
:lol:

 

I will miss you terribly Wojit. The rice fields will grow out of proportion now. Get back as soon as possible, ok? We need you and The Troika Connection needs there cute, fuzzy mascot back. :smile:

 

Wojit is cute and cuddly? I always thought of him as a manly, muscular love machine...

What?

 

Wojit is like fluffy rice...
soft, yet easily squashs into a white goo when crushed.
Well, maybe not /exactly/ like fluffy rice...

Come back soon wojit!

 

By the way, on the "Micro Forte layoffs" subject, Duck and Cover ( http://www.rpgplanet.com/fallout/#PQN289697 ) just reported that the previous newsbit about those layoffs turns out to be false. Apparently, nobody got laid off. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't visit them, Wojit. :smile:

 

Well. I'm back... Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Welcome back! :smile:

 

:lol:

Welcome back! Didn't notice you were gone because, well... I was gone.

 

Well, I wanted to ask DU this question, and what better thread to do it in than a grave-dug thread? Just so I won't derail anybody elses thread... (Like they stay on topic anyway)

DarkUnderwear, who is that in that picture? Is that you? Or was that your pimp in prison?

 

He looks like th epilot guy in the Langoliers. you know; the baddie in Arlington road.

Oh, and hi Wojit.

- Zen

 

I think it's his Uncle Spanky, who was imprisoned shortly after having been caught "molestering" DarkUnderlord with a section of PVC pipe dipped in WD-40. Despite DU's protestations that they were just trying to get Gary Coleman out, who had taken refuge in there 3 days prior, the wheels of justice hobbled on regardless.

To put to rest the rumors that the Uncle Spanky/Gary Coleman scandal was not a terrorist plot funded by Al-Qaeda, the CIA has requested that instead of the usual prison uniform, Uncle Spanky is to don that dashing "I am not Osama bin Laden T-shirt, in order to dissuade gun-toting vigilantes from accidentally shooting at him.

When asked for his input into this whole debacle, Gary Coleman was quoted only as saying "DarkUnderlord keeps me warm and moist, praise be to Allah" before retreating back into his "secret lair."

Uncle Spanky is due to be released in June 2023, upon which time he plans on "getting even with that little "Arnold" fucker, by performing a procedure similar to partial birth abortion on Darkunderlord's ass, in which Gary Coleman's brains are scooped out, and then the rest of him with the help of a vaccum tube and a metal scoop."

Upon hearing of Spanky's dastardly scheme, Gary Coleman was heard to quip: "Watchoo Talkin' Bout, Spanky?"

 

Is is just me or does DU have to much time on his hands? Also it looks like he has run out of points on tdzk.

 

Windmills, that was furkin' hilarious, ma'am. By the way, are you kin to Milo?

 

Alas, no. After I attempted to lure Milo into my boudoir with life-sized blow-up dolls in the image of Sean Connery, there was a short 30 seconds of passionate, uninhibited inflatable sex-doll joy before a pinhole leak caused such a commotion, he ran screaming to the other side of the nation, to California, where he now resides. - Far from me and my pathetic attempts at his quick, efficient, Phillipino love.

Saddened, and drowning in self-pity, I opted for the next best thing, and married a chinaman. When my husband and I are consummating our marriage, I close my eyes, and still think of Milo.

 

That is NOT funny, ma'am.