I'm Back! (AGAIN!)

So... my router died right before Christmas, and being Christmas, it naturally took the place almost a month to replace it, even though they had the model in stock... Gah...

So, what did I miss, are there any noobs who need straightening out, and when the fuck is my copy of the Star Ocean: Second Evolution getting here? Fucking America...

 

Ah, lets see.... there's a n00b named Nolanoth who's introduced himself... and we've been discussing your new avatar there. Also, we've been on the subjects of tattoos, scars, and razorblades.

 

Yeah, I noticed him. He seemed passably tolerable.

Tattoos... I've got one, it hurt, yet I'm saving up for more... I must be insane...

Scars. Yeah, let's not go there. Ditto straight razors. (I'd be tempted to get really vicious.)

On my end... Torchwood Season 2 is epic, Folklore is one of the greatest games I've played in my life (I am such a Keats fangirl now, it's scary.), glazed ham is heavenly and I hate it when the sushi place is closed for more than a few days.

 

XIAO!! *pounce*

I have mightily missed my magnificent magnanimous mini mistress!
Alliteration, I has it.

 

Welcome back my gracious Queen. GamBarf also needs some lessons in manners if you can fit into your busy schedule.

 

I thought you were the "overseer".

 

It says high King in his title though.

 

Either, A, he saw someone infringing on his supremacy over these forums and acted to change that...

Or B, he changed his title in the vain hope of getting laid with Caity.
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Other than that, Caity? There's been gravedigging. Lots of gravedigging.

 

Welcome back Xiao, Queen of the Alchemists!!!

 

Puppy puppy puppy puppy! *tackle hug* I missed my Puppy! *snuggle*

M-married? Me? :-o Nononononononono. Not unless I find a way to either a.) get a character into a video game or b.) get myself into a video game. (I said I was a Keats fangirl, didn't I? That accent... holy shit, the accent... No wonder the only married friend I have married an Irishman. Yowza.)

Nice title, though. High King. Guess I'd better catch up on my tithing then. Thirty virgins and several barrels of whiskey still okay with you?

Gravediggers must die. Where'd I put the recipe for Meteor? Sodding Alchemy books, disappearing when I need them most...

Queen of the Achemists. I like it.

 

By all that is unholy! Who are you? And what are you doing in my room?

 

How appropriate. Unholy indeed.

I am Xiao. I am the supplier of everything you could ever need, a master alchemist, Virgil fangirl, Perriman fangirl, Keats obsessive fangirl, long-time fan of Doctor Who (I'm so retro, my favourite story is the Mind Robber), creater of unnecessarily large explosions, struggling author, emulator of Rodney McKay and his wonderful grumpy attitude, and administrator of painful forum beatings.

Mostly I just sit around and snark. :lol: As for what I'm doing in your room... This is my room you fool! I don't care how nice the cocktails here are, check the sign on the door before stumbling in after dark! Blasted fool...

 

Yes, yes and I’m a friend of the invisible pink unicorn.

By the gods you speak! Oh… wait… no, no… your just being telepathic. And I meant the other room. The one above or below where you’ve just been.

 

Easy, Xiao. He's just a noob. He doesn't understand what kind of risk he's taking. It would be immoral to slaughter him on your first day back. Besides, you're out of practice.
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Be thankful for my shoulder angel, buddy. *throws a bag of sleeping powder at the idiot* Now pike off, Clueless, and let me get some rest.

 

How can you slaughter someone who's already dead?

 

Simple.

1.) Hire a high-level Cleric from D&D and get him to Turn your ass.

2.) Give up on the middle-man and start throwing Heaven Geodes and Ether Bulbs until the divine energy wipes you off the map.

 

There are no clerics in Arcanum that can turn undead. And no2 is questionable.

 

But this isn't Arcanum. This is House of Lords. Most of the guys here have nukes. I should know; I sold them.

As for number 2... I'm a sodding Alchemist. Go look up the Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana alchemy list. Mwahahahahahaha.

 

Too bad I’m in Arcanum right now… I would kill for a good multiplayer…

You certainly watch many anime’s…