I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Hey everyone! I'm out of the hospital (LONG fucking story that I don't care to recount here) and back in the game!

So, anyway... I'm hoping to be back to fanfiction soon - I got a few shorts with the less-used characters planned. I'm playing the game almost obsesively cause I can get away with playing it in class if I keep the sound off (bless ALT-TAB!!).

Yeah.... so, what'd I miss?

 

Well!! Welcome back!

As for what you missed - PLENTY! It would an hour or two just to summerize it for you. Sorry...

 

You're a god now? Please send me a tithing schedule so I can keep on livin'. I assume the teenage virgins and bondage gear are still accepted as a proper sacrifice?

 

Sacrifice? I though that was a drow kegger...

 

Nononononono. A drow kegger involves willing participants, bondage gear, demons, spiders and no small amount of sex that would spontaneously destroy the entire Religious Right of America.

... Don't give me that look. I LIKE Drow Keggers, god-fucking-dammit.

 

Prime example of why i hate people.
I mean look at it.
Fucking Jew.
Die Of Cancer Shit Head

 

I gotta hand to to you, guy - You've done a wonderful job of keeping a part of America's history fresh in my mind. Every single time you post something I get reminded of Paul Revere's ride.




(A little light in the bellfry)

 

Steampunk, if you so hate people, kill yourself.

 

HA HA!
I never thought id here the words America And History in the same sentence exept from the film.
Lets be honest America has no history.
Britain, theres a country with history.
Sweeden, theres a country with history.
Fuck, Hungary has more history than America. And Hungary is fucking lame!
Now, i think in order to have a "History" you need more than a few hundred years.
If were talking native america then ok. If were talking Aztec and capi then ok.
If we are talking fat sluggish grease ridden shit stuffin "Real Americans" i will ask you to shut the fuck up.

 

Oh, you can "ask" all day long and half the night. Don't get your hopes up on ever getting it.

EVER...

You sick and sorry self-rightous excuse for a slacker.

 

Frigo, he's not a person.

Welcome back, Xiao Hope everything's better now. That new leg must have cost a lot!

 

Hello again Xiao_Caity, can't you tell me what kind of sickness you had. It's okay to tell me, I'm restricted by the Hippochratic Oath to tell something after.

 

Well, I can only congratulate you to comming back even thou you basiccly left when I arrived.

But wolfsbane told me you where a good fella;P

And to what you have missed, TA is now playing a little Game called CyberNations
http://www.cybernations.net

 

It has more history than you.
America has been populated for thousands of years, and we've only recently adopted America as a name.
A country that's even younger than us is Israel. So why don't you lay some hate on their lack of history? Oh wait, that's right, it's the holy land. So, because a nation has some religious importance, you can't criticize it. Makes perfect sense, I mean it's not like native americans held spiritual reverence to the land and creatures here in the western hemisphere.
I'm white, but some of my ancestors were members of the Penobscot Tribe;
These bad asses helped the US in the revolutionary war.

By the way, welcome back, Xiao!
You missed a zombie survival RP, that I still want to finish... :-(

 

One gets discharged, another gets adimitted. I'm stuck the the CSH (Combat Support Hostpital) with a throat infection. I think they said it was epiglottitis. So I had a tube down my throat and a machine to breathe for me for 24 hours, and now I'm convalescing in this shit-hole. Trust me, a CSH is not a fun place to hang out. Plenty of imagery that will scar me for life, but at least I'm still in one piece unlike the guy in the next bed.

So, Xiao. We meet again.

 

Welcome back, Xiao! I await fanfiction with toast. (Eveything's better with toast). To summerize what has happened while you've been gone; a few fools showed up and were banished, we have a few new posters, and of most import, a few of the ELDER ONES descended on us to reminds us of our place. We also got bored and started a flame war.

 

WOLFSBANE!!!! Have you been spreading rumors about my gender again?

*ahem* *looks at Steampunk* Oooooh, fresh meat. Fresh, stupid meat. And I just bought new bracers and an elven sword.

*maniacal laughter*

Shit, JJ! That sucks worse than an overclocked Hoover!

Hey PQ, there will be fanfic soon. I hope. I'm workin' on it. (get back here, Payne! I need your stories!)

Vorak! Gross! Bunny! *flying tackle glomps*