But bear in mind there is nobody "like Virgil." Virgil has audio, he's part of the main plot, he'll be as evil or good as you every time, and he'll wait as long as you want him to wait. And you can get really sick of him, too.
Exactly. Let's go through all the old threads and make tired attempts at humor about how gay Virgil is. Bonus point to the first one to make a sheep reference.