I destroyed a town with LEMONS!!!!

Yes, you heard me correctly, LEMONS! I butchered all of Roseborough with LEMONS! I picked all the lemons off of the lemon trees in Roseborough, and after having figured out how to throw them, I brought down a rain of lemons on the hapless folk of Roseborough. Though they tried to dodge, there was no escape from the LEMONS OF DEATH! And the screams! Oh how I savored those screams! "AAAAAGH I HATE LEMONS!" as I mercilessly pelted them. It was long work.....yes indeed, what with there being few lemons and they only did one percent of damage per hit, I eventually emerged victorious by picking up the lemons after I threw them, and after about two hours.


But really, just how can anything die by throwing fruit at it?

 

But really how can someone come up with such an idea?

 

2 lines struck me... first is "after figuring out how to throw them"

Bright kid aren't ya? Betcha it took alotta brainpower!

And "how would anyone die from a lemon"

Well... "We're going to learn how to defend ourselves against the atacker with fresh fruit!" Haven't you watched Monty Python???

And again... what is the air speed velocity of a flying lemon? African or European lemon??? Doesn't matter in this case long as you throw it hard enough...

And now - how it really happened:
Citizens of Roseborough died of laughter (very hard laughter) because they watched some silly tit try to kill them with lemons.

 

aaa

aa it's really strange.

 

My friend I just think you need a doctor...

 

this could be a goodie for the roleplaying forum :grin:

 

lemons.... rofl :lol:

 

Lemons of Death. Good 1.
Potatoes work too, and do slightly more damage per root vegetable. But i spose after a nice bit of shameless blood-bathing, lemons would taste better drizzled over the warm livers of your victims.................
Or not.

 

Man ur sick lol. How can you kill the innocent people!!! I suggest you kill the people on the Island of Despair and T'sen Ang as the people arent decent folk anyway.

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Btw I killed the whole city with a sword!

 

hahaha good one
:smile:
where in the world of Arcanum can i find
potatoes?

 

It must have beeen all critical hits.. :lol:

 

BTW , Welcome Denz.. :grin:

 

Hi Denz

Potatoes are found in a few fields about the place, Shrouded hills near Gaylin's house and in ashbury north of theo brightstarts in small bushes on the ground.
If u can find a schematic of lemon and potato charges ucan then use the lemons and potatoes to make cheap batteries.

 

That makes no fucking sense. Why do charges come under chemistry and not electrical? Chemistry is responsible for 2 of the 3 'makeable' ammo types - fuel and charges. Explosives makes bullets...it's fucking weird...

 

what's even weirder is that you can come up with something that weights 200 stone, out of 2 parts that weight 50 together...

 

weird... i gonna try it

 

Why yes Ioo it did take a lot of brainpower, I was playing a low intelligence character.

 

Ha! I had that figured... You couldn't play a 20 IN char with high intelligence