OK, you know what, there is seriously something wrong with my brain. I was reading that, thinking the guy who got burned had gasoline poured into his ass, because someone thought it was a funnel web spider's nest. As funny as that would've been, I like what really happened much better.
Nobody chose no! :thumbup: Anyway, the first image I have of an ass on fire is not the one that involves fire, actually.
That reminded me of an Indian wedding I worked at, where they had this curry dish called a "Rangoo" (sp) where after liberally tasting it, for the next three day's my ass resembled the Japanese flag.