Here come's da' porn

Well I've finally joined the new millenium and gotten myself an ASDL connection, so no more waiting hours at a time for "educational training aid's" for nobody. And what does this mean for you gentle peruser of the board.... not much actually... now if you'll excuse me I'm off to enjoy the wonders and delight's of the net*.





*yes, I mean porn... what of it?.

 

godspeed.

 

Whatever happened to stalking Snow? It's cheaper in the long run.

 

Yeah, because there are no accomodation costs when you're in jail...

 

You guys, obviously have no experience in pr0n. Most sites these days have, what we call "sample videos" There not downloadable but they stream onto media player and you can restart it in the middle of the minute too 2 minute video anywhere you want.

Good Hunting

 

Time to stock up on cold cream, eh, mrnobodie?

 

There is something seriously wrong with your cock if you spurt frozen jizz.

 

I'd rather use Limewire, Dark Elf. DC++ isn't the best prog, IMHO. mIRC and Bittorrent are better too.

 

Lemme know if you find something to soothe a chapped dick, mrnobodie.

 

I've heard baby oil works pretty well myself.

Not that I'd know of course.

 

How do you go about extracting the oil?

 

Big grinders. The bigger the better. That way you can grind up more babies for oil at the same time.

 

Actually, I prefer wringing them like a cloth. You don't get quite as much as the grinder method, but it's higher quality.

 

That does sound preferable, Jar. I wondered about grinding, but was scared of excess fatty material, blood, and bone fragments. I'm sure you would want the purest oil possible.

 

you can still get high quality oil through grinding, you just have to strain the stuff through a cheesecloth.

 

I suppose that would work, but why go to all that effort? You end up with the same amount of baby oil, and unless you're a big conglomerate, it's really not worth it. The wringing method is the method of choice for all baby oil aficionados.

 

I love you all.

 

Fuck off, faggot. I'd turn you into grease but I'm not sure I could get a proper hold of your flesh without breaking out in acne on my hands or slipping over from your snail trail

 

The advantage of the grinder is that it requires no effort on your part. It is entirely automated, you just put in the baby and out comes baby oil.
I know you get enjoyment out of wringing the baby, but I instead get enjoyment out of playing computer games while the baby oil is being made.
Oh, and with the grinder, you can get pulpy baby oil, and you get a bit more, because there is a good bit held by the baby bits too solid for wringing.